the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:10 pm**

"You have no idea who I am." --Anonymous

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:11 pm**

"I'm Kilroy"

--Styx

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:13 pm**

"We'll be right back after these messages."

-- T.V. Announcer

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:15 pm**

"You're ugly."

--Double_G, to his prom date.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:17 pm**

"Oi'll have another pint."

--Me. Every night. Down t'the pub.

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:22 pm**

Negative Boy wrote:"You're ugly."

--Double_G, to his prom date.

Yeah, your sister was a real dog. But she was a tiger in the sack, let me tell you.

Here's a true quote:

"Madam, I am drunk. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you shall still be ugly."

--Winston Churchill

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 5:17 am**

"Go fuck yourself" - me to people I dont like and 30% of people I do like

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:27 pm**

kidhuman wrote:"Go fuck yourself" - me to people I dont like and 30% of people I do like

You stole that from me.


Kidhuman can go fuck himself.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:53 pm**

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires."

--Smokey the Bear

Posted: **Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:02 pm**

"Roley poley fish heads are never seen in Italian restaurants drinking cappuccino with Oriental women. Yeah!"

-Barnes & Barnes

True Quotes