Madonna nominated for Rock Hall of Fame

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NEW YORK - Here's something Madonna can really celebrate: a nomination to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 

Madge joins heartland rocker John Mellencamp, the puckish rappers Beastie Boys and premier dance acts Donna Summer and Chic among the nine nominees for the hall. The five leading vote-getters will be inducted in the annual ceremony March 10, 2008, at New York's Waldorf Astoria Hotel.

The other nominees are rap pioneer Afrika Bambaataa, literate songwriter Leonard Cohen, the original British Invasion combo The Dave Clark Five and surf rock instrumentalists The Ventures.

The nominations illustrate how far the Hall of Fame has stretched its definition of rock 'n' roll to incorporate a variety of musical styles.

It's certainly the case with Madonna, the Detroit-area native who burst out of New York dance clubs in the early 1980s with "Holiday" and soon became a pop culture icon. She scored 17 Top 10 hits in the 1980s alone and is due to put out an album next year, working with the likes of Timbaland and Justin Timberlake.

The Beastie Boys molded punk rock and rap into the goofy hit "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right to Party." They became critical favorites and are still together, releasing an instrumental album this year.

Indiana's own Mellencamp can fill a barrel with rock hits like "Hurts So Good," "Pink Houses" and "R.O.C.K. in the USA." Like Chic and the Dave Clark Five, he's been nominated before without getting into the hall.

Some 500 musicians, industry professionals and journalists vote on the inductions.  Obviously those 500 people are running out of people to induct.
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Obviously those 500 people are running out of people to induct.
Thanks for the editorial, Douchebot. I'm not a huge Madonna fan, and she's a total waste of space now, but in the 80s, she ruled the radio.

And never diss Mr Mellencamp or Mr Cohen, or I'll beat your ass. I'd say the same about the Beasties, but I suspect KH will be along shortly to issue that threat.
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Nothing against Madonna because I'm a material-bot myself.

Chic only had two hit songs in the 1970s.  While this bot really loves to boogie down to "Le Freak" and "Good Times", does that really warrant an induction?  It is the HALL OF FAME, not the Hall of the Very Good.
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Sorry, NB. I missed Chic and Donna Summer in that list.

How is it they can get in so easily, when Black Sabbath, who fucking invented heavy metal, had to wait four years or so while everyone else in creation got in?
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Beasties are in, no way they should be left out with this crowd up here. How the fuck is Donna Summer and Chic Rock and/or Roll?

We all know Madonna fucked her way into the hall.
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actually, it's an honorary induction, as they rented her vagina FOR the hall.
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Since she self appointed herself Israel's ambassador to the world and claims to be the world's most famous American Israeli (despite A. not being American and B. not being JEWISH) she can go fuck her pompous self. What a glory seeking bitch.
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If the Beastie Boys aren't inducted, I will lose faith in humanity.
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All this Kabbalah shit bugs me. I wish Madonna would read up on it and realize, uh, women are forbidden to study it.
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Well, that pisses me off, too. The fact that their outdated beliefs "forbid" anyone from studying it. So fuck the Israelis on that one. But the fact that she, without consent or approval from Israel, decided SHE was their ambassador to the world? That's not how it works, bitch. Por exampla;


Zero:"I, ZERO, proclaim myself China's Ambassador to the world!" My first official act as ambassador is to apologize on China's behalf for Communism, treating Taiwan shitty for all those years, and basically every shitty thing China has done in the last century. Furthermore, on China's behalf, I officially announce that China will begin reparations to all those they have wronged, starting with it's own people who are forced to work for slave wages for decades. And creating a culture where parents feel like they have to pump their infant daughters with syringes full of formaldahyde, for being born the wrong gender. And Tianamen Square. I fully extend China's apolgy for that one too! Sorry! China's mistake! Won't happen again!

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(Okay, so Israel isn't a shithole like China, and Madonna isn't pointing out its flaws. But it's still presumptious on her part to give HERSELF the title of ambassador. I just think China is a big shithole run by obessive pricks.)
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Stinky Chinky would likely disagree.
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Well she is in now.....

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The Beasties did not get in....go figure.
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Which proves it's a popularity contest. Madonna sold better, but the Beasties were more influential.

Didja see that Daughtry is the top-selling act of 2007? Of course, it means shit, since the sales numbers are based on store orders, not actual sales, so they've been kinda fucked up for years now.

I'd love to see an actual ranking of what really sold to the consumer. I don't think such a list exists.
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Fuck the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Fuck that British-wannabe bitch Madonna. All of her music sucks. And now I've lost faith in humanity.
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I don't like Beastie Boys music.

And if you're gonna crack on Madge and her garbage with the religious stuff, then let's slam the Beastie Tibetans for their shit, too. :bats:
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