Weird thought...

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 10:59 pm

I was out walking about in the unusual warm winds tonight, and as I crossed this field with the wind blowing just right and the fluorescent lights just so, I thought "Man, soon video games will be this good"
Is that wrong??? Does anyone else here ever think stuff like that???

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:47 pm

No, because you're right. Except in a video game, not only will your hair ruffle in a breeze you can feel, you'all also be able to kill everyone on the Hamilton Escarpment with ninja stars. Every single fucking one.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 2:36 am

Coooooooooooooooooooool.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:33 pm

Ohhh yeah, it was ninja magic alright.. I actually have a crappy ninja star from when I was a kid.... I should locate it and keep it handy in case the aforementioned scenario repeats itself...
I probably coulda hit some fat rich guy in the revolving restaurant on top of the C.N. tower RIGHT IN THE FACE if I threw it last night

Glad it's nothing to worry about, as it was pretty cool to think....

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:19 pm

Back when I was 12, A buddy of mine was hardcore into all that ninja stuff for about six months. He'd buy all those ninja magazines and we'd look at all the kickass products you could buy, like the split toe ninja boots, or the claws for climbing up the sides of buildings. He got a ninja star ( ahhhh...the 80's. When juveniles could mail order deadly weapons of death) and we'd chuck it into the telephone poles behind his apartment. Then he whipped it at the metal dumpster and the pesky thing got lodged in the side and we couldn't get it out.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:58 am

Fucking ninja stars are the single coolest accessory a well-dressed man can have. That and a Zartan T Shirt.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:54 am

yeah MAbs, video games will be like that soon. We will be sitting in the room and feelthe breeze. Remember the PS2 commercials for PS9 when PS2 first cme out. All that virtual reality crap. Cant wait. We will be like 80 when that happens though.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:17 pm

People will DIE.

Either it will be so real that when they get capped in the game they'll have a heart attack from sensation overload. or the game'll be so fucking cool, they'll play for days and days and days and forget to eat and shit and stuff and that'll kill them.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:03 pm

That happened to a kid in Japan... he didn't drink any water and had a seizure due to dehydration then died after like 30hrs of gaming. Freak. But I can see where something like that could happen.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 6:33 pm

Back in the day I saw a few examples of substance-assisted full-bore assaults on video games..... a friend of mine played this one SNES game for almost 20 hours, just the last couple boss encounters(I think it was actraiser or wanderers from ys part 3)... I recall drifting off on the couch, mesmerized,and being awakened the next morning to my buddy excitedly yelling "Wake up, man, I did it!!!"
Those were some funny days...
Oh, and I got out the old Ninja star (EP, those WERE some funny times... I had a few buddies who were all planning on going to ninja school and stuff, with the prized "butterfly knife" and everything) and went down to the basement.... throwing it around, singing ninja music and striking them poses was way too fun... everyone should throw a ninja star at some wood every once in a while, highly recommended....
PS it is a registered ninja star, Jim, no worries..

PPS- remember them ninja obsessed dudes in the 80's who insisted they knew some stuff that you "couldn't know"..... and knew the "real" names for everything... they were fun

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:40 am

So, going the opposite direction, did anyone else ever come up with completely different scenarios for those old Atari 2600 with bad graphics? I remember in Dig Dug, we pretended the creatures were women, the pump doodad was a schlong, and you had to screw the women to death. Or you could drop a "sperm bomb" (rock) on their heads.

I know what you're thinking. Such behavior explains a lot about me today.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:42 pm

Nyuk nyuk....... if you DIDN'T draw that parallel playing Dig Dug, you just weren't normal I don't think. I remember using the term "Pumping in a few gallons" to describe screwing the bad ho's until they popped from all that jizz..... fun game, funner after you made it dirty. Bang dem hos!!!!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:12 am

Kinda like Ms.Pac-man eating the little drops of sperm along the way.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:27 am

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hilarious...... too bad she didn't get some splatter happening as the board progressed..... if only I could design an updated version for PS2!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:52 pm

What once was the oldest thread in here, is now the most recent.

Online gaming allows you to trash talk complete strangers before killing them with a big freaking gun. You may not actually kill them, but their ego is pretty fucked up when you are done with them.

DIE, MOTHER BITCHES!