Newsbot to appear in Penthouse Magazine!

[Newsbot]

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In order to promote the new softer, gentler Newsbot chassis (complete with fully-operational VAG-69 Unit), this reporter will be appearing in an upcoming issue of Penthouse Magazine.

Proceeds from the sale of this issue will be donated to the many third-world families torn apart by Action Online over the past few years. Also, a bonus CD of "Turning Japanese" as recorded by John Mayer will be included for free.

In keeping with Penthouse's recent "no nudity" policy (in order to appeal to a younger readership), this reporter will be clad in lacy unmentionables and/or coyly covering any body parts which, if shown, would result in a PG-13 or R rating in a feature film.

Here is a preview of this reporter in the upcoming issue, which hits newsstands everywhere September 31!

[Eternal Padawan]

Wait'll I get my Hanes on you...



*ahem*...ermmm...SO, Newsbot, will this selection of pictorials be availible for download so I don't have to waste money picking up a hardcopy of that poonrag?

[anarky]

I'm excited!

I'll wager Newsbot is, too.

[mabudon]

Oddly enough, that pics is about as "hardcore" as anything in the last issue of thyat POS "magazine" I saw- just had to mention it- in 90% of the pics the chicks are actually fucking CLOTHED

[Newsbot]

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Error! What happened to the pictures?

This reporter was going to bump this thread so that teenaged boys everywhere could jack off to it. The new Newsbot processor gains strength from spilled semen.

[Ran]

There is still a picture in the first post. Maybe you should run a level 3 diagnostic.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I don't see the picture. Not that I've been looking for it.