new words

Post by **vynsane** » Mon May 21, 2007 1:39 pm

the american english language is the only language that's still growing. (well, french is supposedly also still growing, but it's based on new english words with a couple extra vowels and shit...)

let's prove it by creating new words that are just as useless as all the other new words. first up:

faked:

(pronounced "fay-kid")

fake celebrity nudes that are obvious due to badly proportioned layers and inconsistent body types. other give-aways are any nude pictures of natalie portman, jennifer aniston or sarah michelle geller, who all happen to be some of the favorite muses of the faked artists.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon May 21, 2007 5:51 pm

I've got one too. A guy who's addicted to acting like a dick on the internet is henceforth an

Addickt (addickted, addicktive, etc). peaches is an addickt.

I realize it's a retake on a couple of existing words, but hey - that's how we came up with Reese peanut butter cups, ain't it?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:00 pm

Figleous

A combination of "fugly" and "hideous."

As in: "That new Luke Skywalker figure is almost as figleous as Rosie O'Donnell."

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:02 pm

Double post!

Eat me, Grimlock!!

vynsane wrote:other give-aways are any nude pictures of natalie portman, jennifer aniston or sarah michelle geller, who all happen to be some of the favorite muses of the faked artists.

Don't forget Avril Lavigne, who for some reason is really popular with these folks. Either that, or my brother has collected all 4,484,963 faked pictures of her on his hard drive.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:18 pm

hears one, SUPPERFAGG, it is fags that are super gay liek u gay wad homoes

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:38 pm

Fartocracy:

A form of government where the populace is ruled by its own flatulence.

(Sure, it's a totally worthless word that you'll never use. But doesn't it sound bitchin'?)

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:30 am

doubel G liek the doubel G in FAGG!!!

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:53 am

Pulling a snigtad: To masturbate to one's own mother.

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:24 pm

Queerious.

If you've heard your girlfriend talking with her friends on the phone about how salty dick tastes and want to experience it for yourself. Or wondered exactly how painful cock in your ass would hurt. Would it hurt like passing a big, tough turd? Or worse? If you've ever had these curiosities, you are queerious. In other words, any of you peckerwads. ha ha!

Especially that fucking pansy Eternal Padawan, whos never heard his girlfriend talking about cock, because he's never had a girlfriend. he needs to come up out of the basement for that to happen. ha ha. You old fuck.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:17 pm

anarky wrote:Fartocracy:

A form of government where the populace is ruled by its own flatulence.

(Sure, it's a totally worthless word that you'll never use. But doesn't it sound bitchin'?)

It may not work on a national or even state, county, or city scale, but a Fartocracy could work on a household scale between siblings. Although, it could be overtaken by a "Dog poop on a stick dictatorship".

Cods:

A man's balls, scrote, sack, boys, or family jewels.

If you are wearing a cod-piece or not, you don't want anyone to whop your cods.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:44 am

Bluetool: One of those annoying people who constantly flaunt their bluetooth.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:54 pm

iBroke: what you are after you buy that stupid fucking iPhone.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:09 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:iBroke: what you are after you buy that stupid fucking iPhone.

I thought that would be "iTarded."

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:07 am

No, it's just simply "ignorant".

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:09 am

Thats...already a word...

and...

doesn't make...

any...

sense...

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