the vynsane asylum

There's nothing on TV, so you go through the channel listing to find movies on the pay stations that list "nudity" or "strong sexual content," then turn to a movie you really don't want to see. Then you read, or make dinner, or something, glancing at the screen so you don't miss any nudity?

Or you go to the On-Demand channels, find movies that list "nudity," play those movies, and fast forward until you see titties?

Sometimes this pays off, and sometimes it doesn't. I fast-forwarded through some recent flick called Broken Flowers yesterday, and it had this great scene where Bill Murray went to visit Sharon Stone (don't worry--this isn't going where you might think), and it turns out her 18-ish daughter is an exhibitionist, or something. Almost a full minute of full frontal, and she was smokin'.

Of course, this morning, there was an old French movie called A Man and a Woman, and it said it had nudity, and the French chick in it was fucking hot (though now she probably looks like Betty White, since the movie was from the 60s), and I'm thinking, "Dude, French films are boring, but French people love to fuck!" So I get out a book and am reading it, constantly looking up. And it turns out there's like a side-shot of breast with no nipplage at all at the very end of the movie, so I wasted an hour and a half. At least the book was cool.

That's sad (about the side-titty only shot, not the wasting of the time).

I used to watch CityTV just to see the "uncut" movies after 11 - I stayed up WAAAAY to late on a great many occasions just for that fleeting few seconds of Phoebe Cates in every movie she was ever in. Ahhhhh, the innocence of those precious pre-porn years. :wistful:

anarky wrote:Sometimes this pays off, and sometimes it doesn't. I fast-forwarded through some recent flick called Broken Flowers yesterday, and it had this great scene where Bill Murray went to visit Sharon Stone (don't worry--this isn't going where you might think), and it turns out her 18-ish daughter is an exhibitionist, or something. Almost a full minute of full frontal, and she was smokin'.

Her name is Alexis Dziena

Eternal Padawan wrote:Her name is Alexis Dziena

Sweet Jesus!
That movie is/was on HBO quite a bit and I've never watched because Lost in Translation sucked so hard, I figured it would be another let down.

I did watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High a week or two ago on cable because I knew the pool scene was coming up and wanted to see how they edited out the titties. They used a different take! I had no idea there were two. In the alternate take, Phoebe unhooks the top, but the titties stay hidden.
And the poolhouse scene with Jennifer Jason Leigh was like 5 seconds long.

Diabolical wrote:I did watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High a week or two ago on cable because I knew the pool scene was coming up and wanted to see how they edited out the titties. They used a different take! I had no idea there were two. In the alternate take, Phoebe unhooks the top, but the titties stay hidden.
And the poolhouse scene with Jennifer Jason Leigh was like 5 seconds long.

The classics never get old. Phoebe Cates, Gentlemen...


And Jennifer sweet Jennifer.

Take out the nudity and Spicoli, and that movie sucks so hard.

But the nudity and Spicoli make up for the sucktitude of the rest of the flick. Especially the nudity.

If I'm looking for nudity, I scroll through the guide to see what movies are on. Then I look up the movies on http://www.cndb.com There are reviews that tell you who is naked and how good it is.

And by chance, I happened to switch to Broken Flower right as that scene came on. What luck.

Eternal Padawan wrote:The classics never get old. Phoebe Cates, Gentlemen...

Anyone seen any recent pics of her? Damn, she is just as bangable today.

Jennifer sweet jennifer.

Its been such a long time since I've watched that movie, I forgot that chick gets naked. Probably because the Phoebe Cates scene is spoofed so often.

There was a flick on OnDemand called "Little Children." It starred Jennifer Connelley and Kate Winslet. It said it had nudity. I turned it on. I thought I might get a minor nip-slip from one of those two babes. (Seriously, J-Con must be like 50-something now, and is hot as she was 20 years ago.) Or maybe a good scene from someone of comparable beauty.

Sweet Baby Jesus, but Kate Winslet finally stops beating around the bush with her "one shot of the left boob per movie" policy and gets some bigtime fucking on. Fully nude (no visible bush, though).

Turns out J-Con only had like one panties shot and a scene of her in a tight tank top, which was nice but nothing worth writing home about, but the several scenes of Kate Winslet getting her mad fuck on made this definitely worth watching part of.

Going back to "Fast Times" for a second here. It just dawned on me that I think I'm the only guy in the world who thought that the Jennifer Jason Leigh nude scenes were hotter than the Phoebe Cates nude scenes. Just my opinion...

Double_G wrote:Going back to "Fast Times" for a second here. It just dawned on me that I think I'm the only guy in the world who thought that the Jennifer Jason Leigh nude scenes were hotter than the Phoebe Cates nude scenes. Just my opinion...

I've never seen it, but based on the pics, Jennifer is indeed hotter than Phoebe.

The Phoebe Cates scene is far more iconic, though. Jennifer Jason Leigh has some hot nude scenes, but Phoebe coming out of the pool in the red bikini is a work of art. I don't say that lightly. It's an awesome scene.