A message to the Duke lacrosse team

a place to discuss my "ongoing" series of rants and raves on my rants/raves page... so far, it's not too ongoing, but i will probably be adding more soon...

Moderators: Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons, Batman

Post Reply
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 18054
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

A message to the Duke lacrosse team

Post by anarky »

You sons of bitches aren't fooling me. You know you're filthy abusists as much as I do.

All this bitching and whining about how you've suffered over the past year. Dude, shut the fuck up. What about the girl who was trying to work her way through college that you cocksuckers fucking gangbanged, who's now being made to sound like some lying crack whore, probably because she's black, you're white, and this is fucking Durham?

Sex is awesome, but only if it's consensual. Otherwise, you're goddamned slime. (Beyond the goddamned slime that comes with playing lacrosse, and at such a fucking school as Duke, to boot.)

I hope that Satan sneak-attack abuses you in your ass every day of eternity, and he has a 27-inch dick that he sticks so far in that it kicks in your gag reflex. And that your butt magically heals and contracts to normal size after he's done, so it will hurt just as much the next day.

Fucking shit-heads.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Top
User avatar
Diabolical
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 7252
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:40 pm
Location: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc.

Post by Diabolical »

Stupid, dirty lying whore making shit up about being raped trying to cash in, thinking she had an easy payday!








This counterpoint was brought to you by someone that doesn't give a flying fuck about any of this.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
Image
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
Top
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 18054
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Post by anarky »

I wouldn't, except it interrupted what should've been 24-hour coverage of the passing of the greatest living (until yesterday) writer on Earth.

I am having serious trouble figuring out where the payday would be. It's not like they say, "Yeah, you were abused, and Mr X did it, so now Mr X owes you a million dollars."
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Top
User avatar
kidhuman
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3769
Joined: Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:04 pm
Location: USA

Post by kidhuman »

The payday more than likely would have come from the school for not "policing" these types of events.
Image
Top
User avatar
jjreason
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8151
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:14 am
Location: Out there somewhere.

Post by jjreason »

I'm a firm believer in real evidence when it comes to sex assault cases - sorry, but I've been lied to (and successfully, at that) by some nasty jilted girls. There was an air of "it HAD to have been something...." about this case though....

IF they did it, karma will get them. Best way to pay back these types of vermin.
"Something inside me....."
Top
User avatar
Sleazer
megatron
Posts: 1107
Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:51 pm

Re: A message to the Duke lacrosse team

Post by Sleazer »

See, I never even got to the point of formulating an opinion on if these guys were or were not guilty of committing a crime...I'm STILL trying to figure out why the fuck anybody would play lacrosse in the first place?
Top
Post Reply

Return to “rants/raves”