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Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:57 pm**

Holy shit!

That's awesome!

I bet Oda Nobunaga wouldn't like it, though. The historical dickweed.

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:23 pm**

I'd totally play that before I'd play Samurai Golf.

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:27 pm**

I dont know. Ninja golf? As long as you dont have to use the sword for a club.

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:52 pm**

You have to play 18 holes without being seen.

You have to assassinate your opponent without anyone knowing it was you.

You have to finish under par to advance to the next course.

It's super tough.

Posted: **Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:21 pm**

I would play it under those rules.

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:11 am**

In Samurai Golf, if you come in one over par, you have to cut open your belly.

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:38 am**

some website wrote:I wonder what the people at Atari were smoking when they came up with this one? Ninja Golf actually combines three different types of video game action: fighting, shooting, and golf. And believe it or not, it's not half bad! The graphics are very good. There's really not much to the golf aspect; you just need to aim your shot and time the distance. After you hit the ball, you run after it and fight other ninja along the way. You also need to avoid mud-throwing gophers. The two buttons on your controller allow you to attack and jump. Attacking mainly consists of kicking, unless you have some throwing stars. Depending on where your ball lands, you may have to travel through various environments like sand pits, trees, or water hazards, which introduce new adversaries like snakes and sharks. When you finally make it to the green, you throw stars to defeat a dragon and finish the hole. There are a few problems. First, fighting can be frustratingly difficult when multiple ninja are attacking from both sides. When fighters overlap, it's hard to tell what's going on. The limited number of moves make the action somewhat repetitive. Occassionally enemies seem to disappear from the screen for no apparent reason. Overall, Ninja Golf is no classic, but it gets by on its wicked originality.

I doubt this game could get any better!

Animated gifs!

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:51 pm**

There was a ninja golf flash game at the bottom of Diabolical's link

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninj ... shgame.php

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:32 pm**

Got old by hole #4

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:53 pm**

kidhuman wrote:Got old by hole #4

Take your pick:

Response A: Leave Slicker's Mom out of this - what about the game?

Response B: Thats what she said.

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:44 pm**

What were they smoking indeed - FUCK, old video games look terrible these days.

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:53 am**

Diabolical wrote:
kidhuman wrote:Got old by hole #4
Take your pick:

Response A: Leave Slicker's Mom out of this - what about the game?

Response B: Thats what she said.

I'll pick door #1 Monty.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:05 am**

But how awesome would this game be if they updated it for the PS3 and X-Box?

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:14 am**

Speaking of which, why the fuck has Mutant League Football never been updated for the next-gen systems?

I mean, they fucking remade Frogger a few years ago.

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