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Man tells cops unicorn caused crash!

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:49 am
by Newsbot

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BILLINGS, Mont. - A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

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Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.

A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Holliday has five drunken-driving convictions. District Judge Gregory Todd kept his bail at $100,000 despite his lawyer arguing that Holliday's last such conviction was 14 years ago.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:39 am
by Ran
Is anyone else losing faith in the human race as a whole?

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:13 pm
by kidhuman
I lost faith years ago in our race.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:52 pm
by Ran
The story would have been more legit the guy said Unicron was driving the truck.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:32 pm
by Slimmie
I hope the unicorn wasn't injured in the crash. I'm sure his horn would have popped the airbag.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:29 pm
by Eternal Padawan
You fuckers fell for that one? HA! Everyone knows there aren't any lightposts in Montana....




...suckers.