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As you may recall, unwashed redneck singer Toby Keith has had a bitter feud with the scrum-diddly-umptious trio the Dixie Chicks since, three years ago, the Dixie Chicks pointed out the obvious fact that his song, "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" was racist ignorance and represented, as Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines put it, "everything that's wrong with country music."

The crack news team of vynsane.com caught up with Keith at his ranch, where he was busy chewing tobacco and scratching his obviously unwashed asshole.

When asked what he thought of their recent Grammy sweep, Keith responded, "Goldammit, whut tha fuck do I care? They's just womens, and womens ain't got nothin' whut a sheep ain't got! Now, if'n y'all excuse me, I've gots me a sheep to fuck!"

Keith then proceeded to have anal sex with all the various livestock on the farm where he sharecrops.