A review of Cottonelle toilet paper

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:59 pm

Normally I just use my sleeve to wipe my ass. But recently, one of my black neighbors (I love black people!) told me my shirt smelled like shit.

I did what any rational person would do: I called him a nigger and stabbed him in the face! Hopefully the cops won't catch me.

Anyway, after I realized that he actually was talking about the poop on my sleeve, I decided to try out some toilet paper. Oh boy, is this stuff great! Now I'm in the bathroom almost ten times a day, just rubbing this stuff on my butthole!

It feels so good, you guys! I guarantee, anyone who tries it will love it!

The Cow · Post by **The Cow** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:00 pm

MOOOOOOOOO!!

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:12 pm

You know who else enjoys/enjoyed having their buttholes rubbed? Freddie Mercury, Elton John, Liberace, Scott Thompson, Oscar Wylde, Clay Aiken, Charles Nelson Reilly, Klinger, Truman Capote, Andy Warhol, Alan Cumming, Neil Patrick Harris, Ian McKellen, Micheal Stipe and George Takei.

Do you see a trend?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:22 pm

"Klinger" as in the dude from M*A*S*H?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:26 pm

Rogue II wrote:"Klinger" as in the dude from M*A*S*H?

The same. While he may not be gay, per se, he did like a good skirt, which is good enough for this argument.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:27 pm

What's sorta sad and scary is CS1138's laundry list of homosexual celebrities rolling around in his head that he can call upon at a moment's notice.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:36 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:What's sorta sad and scary is CS1138's laundry list of homosexual celebrities rolling around in his head that he can call upon at a moment's notice.

I had to enlist the help of Wikipedia for everything past Klinger. Sorry, EP. We're still BFF, right?