the vynsane asylum

My avatar is purple.

I logically assumed our moronic newest forumite was behind this. So I PM'd him:

anarky wrote:Ha, ha, "Perpantor." This is really funny.

Now fix it, jackass.

Perpantor wrote:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I CAN FIX NOTHING THAT IS NOT PURPLE!!

THIS I COMMAND!!

anarky wrote:My avatar. It's purple. It should not be. Fix it. I can not get more simple than that, and I hope you're not too fucking dumb to understand.

Perpantor wrote:How do I put this?

This whole "Perpantor" bit is an act.

I didn't change your avatar. I can't do that. I thought you did it.

I take it I'm mistaken?

So, I didn't change it, and "Perpantor" didn't change it.

That leaves you, vyn. You and your pussy-ass Moderator Terror Squad, who aren't worth a shit. You punks edit my signature, and you change avatars, and that fucktard Snigtad is still running around?

Frankly, I'm thinking it was better when Action Online was in charge.

All I know is there will be hell to pay if my avatar turns purple.

anarky wrote:

Perpantor wrote:How do I put this?

This whole "Perpantor" bit is an act.

I didn't change your avatar. I can't do that. I thought you did it.

I take it I'm mistaken?

okay, and you believe the word of this purple freak? he didn't even respond in the huge bold purple text! how can you be sure it's even him???

So, I didn't change it, and "Perpantor" didn't change it.

That leaves you, vyn. You and your pussy-ass Moderator Terror Squad, who aren't worth a shit. You punks edit my signature, and you change avatars, and that fucktard Snigtad is still running around?

somehow snigtad falls through the cracks of the vynsane.com justice system - he's in a revolving door cycle that just costs the taxpayers of vynsane.com a lot of money, so just better to have him running around posting inane drivel than to keep trying to put him away for good. that's the legal stance that i'm authorized to state on our dealings with snigtad flornbi.

Frankly, I'm thinking it was better when Action Online was in charge.

when they tried to legally OWN you? okay, sure. whatever.

Do I trust the administrator of this site, or a new cartoonish character? Frankly, given your track record, I'm more in favor of Perpantor.

I just know this had better be fixed, and soon, or I'm leaving vynsane.com. I think a certain guy from another site has a similar profanity-laden forum called http://www.phillipwiseass.com.

hEY! mY AVATAR IS PURPLE, TOO!

nOT SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT YOUR DAD IS COLORBLIND, SO HE WON'T CARE. jUST AS LONG AS i SLIP HIM THE "bIG wILLIE sTYLE."

sPEAKING OF WHICH, i SHOULD CHECK MY PANTS AND MAKE SURE MY AVATAR IS THE ONLY THING THAT'S TURNED PURPLE. nOPE, NOT PURPLE. bUT MAYBE i SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT SMELLY GREEN DISCHARGE.

Fuck you and the Bank Batman, you better fix this shit soon.

Isn't the Joker kinda associated with green AND purple??

that's how I remember it, anyways, just trying to help- maybe Bob Ross has some insight, being an artist and all- don't remember him using much purple tho, as he usually painted landscapes- maybe in a sunset pic, I guess, but mostly not

Perpantor wrote:I WAS THINKING OF HAVING A LOVELY PICNIC WITH BASKET OF CHICKEN AND SOME WINE SPRITZERS AND AN APPLE PIE.

ON A NICE BLANKET. UNDER A BIG OAK TREE. WITH MY SWEETIE.

I'll be sure and let Snigtad know. I'm sure he'll appreciate the gesture.

Batman wrote:All of this purple silliness... seems... oddly familiar, though I cannot place my... Bat-Finger on it.

Robin, pull up the Bat-Files, the old hard copies from before we had the... Bat-Computer. I have a feeling that a certain archfoe has returned after a... long hiatus, and the Gotham National Bank will not be safe if my Bat-Hunch is correct.

Roger, Batman. I'll search for everything purple, lilac, violet, magenta, burgandy, lavender, and mauve.

No my shit is 1/2 purple. I caught some fuck in the act of changing it. Vyn or one of you mods fix this shit now.

Whoa!!! Hold on here. no need to get a football in your ass about this situation. The NEW!! Moderator Terror Squad has this under control. Batman and Robin have taken the time off from making Bukkake Videos with each other to research this. Zod is meditating and Richard Simmons is sweating to the oldies. Bob Ross is painting a picture of the whole thing. I have been running rampant trying to catch the person changing all of your avatars. We cant go accusing Vyn for this. He is a good guy. If he wanted to fuck you over, he would have sold to Action Online.