Police detain Robin S Flantdig!
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:02 pm
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A juvenile delinquent who goes by the name of Snigtad Flornbi was briefly detained by Puxatawney officials, a police spokesman said Saturday.
Flornbi, whose real name is Robin S Flantdig, was held on suspicion of being a self-loathing closeted homosexual. When the police realized that this is not a crime, they freed him.
"It turns out we were premature," said police spokesman Reed Grimm. "Though his issues with his sexuality are not a crime, it turns out he's an habitual jaywalker in his quests for male prostitutes. That, and his Spanish teacher filed a warrant for defamation and slander against him last year."
Citizens are advised to call the Puxatawney Sheriff immediately if they see Flornbi. However, it is unlikely that any of you will, as he spends most of his time taking it in the ass from his father and his uncle.
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UPDATE! Newsbot burns Snigtad Flornbi. How does it feel, bitch?