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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:46 am**

Famed fatherfucker Bizarro The Grin has been sighted several times since Friday morning leaving a hospital of uncertain name in New York state.

When asked what he was doing there, he replied, "i'M HERE TO 'BREAK IN' A NEW SPECIAL FRIEND, SHALL WE SAY?" After a pause of several seconds, he added, "aND BY 'BREAK IN,' i MEAN, OF COURSE, 'BUTTFUCK UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME."

When asked how he was able to appear publicly and perform such acts while the giant bisexual robot Devastator is still on a rampage in the Southeast, he asked that we not question holes in the plot, even if they are big enough to comfortably house a fleet of B-52 bombers.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:23 pm**

There's a plot? A-hem. I mean...

There is a simple explaination Bizarro The Grin and Devestator being in 2 different places at the same time. It's just a matter of slightly altering space and time. We do it all the time. How else can we service all of your parents so frequently?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:46 pm**

This is exactly why I never watch the news anymore. It is just too depressing.

the vynsane asylum

Bizarro The Grin sighted at New York hospital!

Bizarro The Grin sighted at New York hospital!