the vynsane asylum

This is not a fucking joke. I just watched the movie "Cars" and came away with a startling conclusion: cars are taking over the world!

Think about it: everyone has a car. People die in car crashes. We're all going to die and the cars will rule the world!

Please, I'm asking all of you! Drive your car off the side of a cliff, but jump out right before it goes over. I had a dream where I did this, but first I wiped my hard, yellow-green mucus onto the steering wheel as a final "screw you."

These CGI moviemakers may be onto something here.

Tycho wrote:This is not a fucking joke. I just watched the movie "Cars" and came away with a startling conclusion: cars are taking over the world!

Think about it: everyone has a car. People die in car crashes. We're all going to die and the cars will rule the world!

Please, I'm asking all of you! Drive your car off the side of a cliff, but jump out right before it goes over. I had a dream where I did this, but first I wiped my hard, yellow-green mucus onto the steering wheel as a final "screw you."

These CGI moviemakers may be onto something here.

I think Tycho might be on to something. I saw Cars and I found it a brilliant parable to societies reliance on machinery. I was driving the other day, and it occured to me that all the other cars on the road could be clones of famous evil people of the past.

Yeah. I once saw a rusty Datsun that I'm sure was the reincarnation of Genghis Khan.

Was it a mustard yellow color? Because my family used to have an old yellow Datsun. Ugliest car in the world.

Oh, so just since Genghis Khan was Asian, his car counterpart has to be yellow?

Racist.