the vynsane asylum

Ones you like. Ones you hate. Ones you say all the time. Give reasons. Or don't.

"Damn! Watch where you swingin' a dead leg!" -- Martin Lawrence, <i>Bad Boys</i>

"I've got better things to do today than die!" -- Springer, <i>Transformers: The Movie</i>

"I HATE Illinois nazis." Jake Blues, <i>The Blues Brothers</i>

"try not to do anythin STUPID..." -- johnny depp, capt. jack sparrow, <i>pirates of the caribbean</i>

"good for you, man... good for you good FOR you..." -- christopher walken, <i>envy</i>

Here's a couple (or more). Guess where they're from!

"Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!"

"We are number one. All others are number two or lower."

"You got fried chicken?"
"Best damn chicken in the state!"
"I'll have four."
"You want four breasts, four wings. . . ?"
"No ma'am. Four fried chickens and a Coke."

"The price is wrong, Bobby."

"What would you prefer, yellow spandex?"

"They're trying to kill us!"
"I know, Dad. Happens to me all the time."

"Destroy the grand poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains!!"

"Question: do you like penicillin on your pizza?"

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!"

"Wilson Fisk is in the Hizzy"-- Jon Favreau, <i>Daredevil</i>

"Are you boys cooking up there?" "No." "Are you making an interocetor?" "NO!" -- Mike and the bots,<i>MST3K The Movie</i>
"We've had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast?"-- Peregrin 'Pippin' Took, <i>Lord of the Rings:Fellowship of the Ring</i>

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"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!"
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naked gun 2.5!

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<br />"Wilson Fisk is in the Hizzy"-- Jon Favreau, <i>Daredevil</i>

"Are you boys cooking up there?" "No." "Are you making an interocetor?" "NO!" -- Mike and the bots,<i>MST3K The Movie</i>
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"shrinky dink, remember?"

"to the weenie mobile... weenie man away!"

"till then, neither of us saw anything..."
"i'll go poke web's eys out..."

"good morning, doctor meachum."
"good morning, voice."
"i hope you slept well."
"cuz it's time to die."

"bail out!"
"i can't, too low"
"i got the blues, so bad."

Kevin Smith's another quote king.

"Does your daddy know you get a nigger his coffee? It'd KILL 'im!"

"It's gonna make House Party look like House Party 2." "...or House party 3!" "Shut the fuck up."

"This from the guy who lost the bet about what would be the bigger movie: E.T. or Krush Groove?" "Time is gonna tell on that one."

"We are number one. All others are number two or lower."
(Mystery Men)

"Question: do you like penicillin on your pizza?"
(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Here's a classic for ya's:
"This is Deputy Van Halen down at the station--
"Deputy Van Halen?"
"I'm new, dude! Uh, I mean, sir. I'm new, sir!"

"We're all like dust in the wind, dude."
"Dust. Wind. Dude."

These either tickled my fancy or made my draw drop (or both).

1. "Ha! Got you good, you fucker."

2. "Holy shit."

3. "Fly, Fatass, Fly!!!!!!!"

4. "Ohhhhhh...... you taste so goooooooood..... yeah!"

5. "There's something about the smell of your own brand!"

6. "Is there a sign outside that says dead nigger storage?"

7. "How would you like a greazzzy pork sandwich, served up in a dirty ashtray?" or "But first Im gonna butter your muffin."

8. "Tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth that he'll get no such satisfaction from us."






Rando, Indy in Raiders (first time I ever heard "Holy shit" ever. classic), Jay to Bob in Mallrats, Jenna Jameson during the facial scene in Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson, Fat Bastard, Quentin in Pulp Fiction, Chet in Weird Science, Han.

jjreason wrote:
4. "Ohhhhhh...... you taste so goooooooood..... yeah!"

Rando, Indy in Raiders (first time I ever heard "Holy shit" ever. classic), Jay to Bob in Mallrats, Jenna Jameson during the facial scene in Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson, Fat Bastard, Quentin in Pulp Fiction, Chet in Weird Science, Han.

That is too fucking funny.

WOW this is an old threadtopic.

"you've got red on you"

"LEEELOOO DALLAS MUUUULTIIIIPASSSS/she KNOWS it's a MULtipass anyway we're in love"

anarky wrote:"They're trying to kill us!"
"I know, Dad. Happens to me all the time."

"well this is a new experience for me!"

also

"NO TICKET!"

The entire script of Step Brothers.

"Sonar! Just like a--"
"Submarine, Mr. Wayne. Just like a submarine."

"Goldstein! Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to!"

"Alright. Who is he?"
"Who is who?"
"The mouth breather you have stuffed under your bed."
"You could hear me breathing?"

"yeah? well now this is happening."

"uaaaaw, sorry champ. i think i ate your chocolate squirrel."

"*cough* *lookoverhere*. excuse me. veronica. i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"well, i could be wrong, but i believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era."

"i read somewhere that their period attracts bears. the bears can smell the menstruation!"

"they've done studies, y'know. 60% of the time... it works every time."

"I was born a poor black child."

"The Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it."

"Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child."
"I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color? "

"For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex."

"Why are you crying?"
"Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were."
"What was it?"
"The Way We Were."

"I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke."
"I don't wanna puke. "

"I will need two pieces of identification."
"Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth."

"Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this."
[picks up an ashtray]
"And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog."
[dog growls at him]
"I don't need my dog."