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I'm calling you out, Trebek
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:08 pm
by Jeff Probst
You really think you're hot stuff, don't you?
Well, I honed my chops on Rock & Roll Jeopardy back in the day, and I'm more than a match for you.
Prepare to die, Trebek!
There can be only one!
<Hums "Princes of the Universe" and sharpens his sword>
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:00 pm
by Alex Trebek
Nice to see you Probst. Who cuts your hair?
At last. The Gathering.
<cranks up Queen's "Gimme The Prize" on the boom box.>
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:27 pm
by vynsane
awwww shit... this is the ultimate showdown!
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:45 pm
by Jeff Probst
HI-YOOO-KA!!!!!
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:28 pm
by Alex Trebek
From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
There can be only one.
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:36 am
by Alex Trebek
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:07 pm
by Jeff Probst
The hidden immunity idol now comes into play, Trebek!
The Prize shall be mine! I alone shall wield the lifetime supply of Head-On, which I will apply directly to my forehead.
Because, Trebek, you are from Canada, and everyone knows Canadians are not fighters!
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:43 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
oH, PLEASE. sPARE ME THE MELODRAMA. tHERE'S ENOUGH OF MY BIG, BLACK DICK TO GO AROUND.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:54 pm
by Alex Trebek
The category is "What I'm going to do to Jeff Probst" for $500.
The answer is: This one of Probst's body parts will soon be separated from the rest of his body.
It appears that Bizarro The Grin will get the Probst Daily Double when it is all said and done.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:12 pm
by kidhuman
The question is What is Probst's nut sack?
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:57 pm
by Eternal Padawan
That's an IMPOSTOR Trebek!!!
'bek ain't got no 'stache!!!
I call Shenanigans!!!
And I call Snigtad Flornbi a raging, ass-puckering cum wok.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:00 pm
by anarky
Is that what you'd use to stir fry. . . never mind.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:39 pm
by Ran
Eternal Padawan wrote:That's an IMPOSTOR Trebek!!!
'bek ain't got no 'stache!!!
I call Shenanigans!!!
And I call Snigtad Flornbi a raging, ass-puckering cum wok.
Claims of a False-Trebek? Watch it, EP, you may down with a case of Tycho-itis. Step slowly away from the conspiracy theory and don't go hiding in a closet. Once you go in, you will be afraid to come out.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:49 pm
by The Grin
While Probst and Trebek are fighting, I'll go service their mothers.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:28 pm
by Alex Trebek
My facial hair is timeless. In fact, my mustache has the ability to time travel and gather information. How else could I know every question on Jeopardy?
I'm sorry, kidhuman, the correct response was "What is Jeff Probst's head?" Once decapitated, Bizarro The Grin would be able to have anal sex with Probst's body while he sat on the face.
The judges have yet to determine if that counts as a three-way.
