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A friendly reminder for Slicker and Kidhuman
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:40 pm
by Batman
Though I have no jurisdiction in your state, I feel that it is my duty to... remind you that, as citizens of the... great Commonwealth of Virginia, it would be... a misdemeanor punishable by up to ninety days in state prison if you were to... engage in any form of oral sex, or to commit any sex act in a position other than the... standard... missionary position.
Just keeping it real... old chums.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:23 pm
by DeadEye
In other words, lay off the gay sex and find a woman. If you need any advice, just let me know.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:44 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
oF cOURSE, THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FATHERFUCKING, SO i'M STILL TAPPING YOUR DADDY'S ASS TONIGHT, ukwILDcAT!
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:21 pm
by kidhuman
Be careful BTG, Ukwildcat lives in Va also.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:59 pm
by Richard Simmons
OH MY GAWSH!!!! GET UP OFF OF THOSE CHAIRS, FELLAS - IT'S TIME FOR MORE SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES!!!
I'M TIRED OF FLAB, AND IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE I WAS, YOU'LL KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!! LET'S SHAKE OFF THOSE INTERNET DROWSIES WITH A FEW TAP-STEPS....
SPEAKING OF VIRGINIA, I TRY TO STAY AS FAR FROM THOSE AS I CAN - OH, WAIT, YOU SAID VIRGINIA!!!!!
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:09 pm
by The Goat
There is a guy named Barry Lincoln or something, that would love this thread.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:35 pm
by Slicker
VA is full of stupid fucking laws.
But is kinda thrilling knowing that I'm breaking the law while taking a hummer from the worlds greatest crime fighter.
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:28 am
by captain funtime
Slicker wrote:VA is full of stupid fucking laws.
But is kinda thrilling knowing that I'm breaking the law while taking a hummer from the worlds greatest crime fighter.
That has to be the gayest statement I have ever read.
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:31 am
by Slicker
captain funtime wrote:
That has to be the gayest statement I have ever read.
Gay for him yes, but for me, no. Mouths are anonymous so I can think of it as being a females. He's got a steaming pile of cock in his mouth so it's not like he can pretend it's vagina.
I'm just trying to cover up the fact that I meant to put "world's greatest crime fighters MOM"
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:55 am
by Robin
Slicker wrote:
But is kinda thrilling knowing that I'm breaking the law while taking a hummer from the worlds greatest crime fighter.
First of all, Slicker, Batman drives the Batmobile. He doesn't even own a Humvee. And you should change your criminal ways. Stealing is wrong and against the law.
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:37 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
Bat Man these guys are gaye they do not like bubes!! please kil them.
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:54 pm
by Eternal Padawan
The Goat wrote:There is a guy named Barry Lincoln or something, that would love this thread.
Don't you mean
BAAAAAAAA!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:26 pm
by The Goat
BAAAAA!!!!!
In case you missed it, I'm a talking goat from the hills of Europe. One day, I met an old man who was lost. I gave him directions. He offered to bring me to America, the home of apple pie. I said, "Sure. Why not. I have no family. You seem like a nice guy." The rest is history.
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:50 pm
by Eternal Padawan
So the rest of your posts were just...what exactly?
I hate dishonest goats. They are like the French to me.
And I HATE the French.
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:25 pm
by The Goat
You see, most people haven't met a talking goat. I had to pretend to be a regular goat until I was sure you guys didn't want to barbecue me or hit me with a hickory stick. And I certainly didn't want you guys telling the Old Man that I was off the truck and using his computer.