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Senor JabbaJohnL is a very evil man. He killed my dog when I was seven. vynsane, Dell, Action Online: please ban him.
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

What a fucktard. This douchebag thinks I'm McFarlane. Here's how our PM conversation went:
Rob wrote:REPAY YOUR DEBT TO ME!!! :mad::mad::mad:
Me wrote:What? Uh, okay. :lol:
Rob wrote:You don't fool me, McFarlane. You owe me some major royalties from the Badrock figure you made in your Spawn toyline.
Me wrote:I ain't no McFarlane. Bitch.
Rob wrote:Yeah, whatever. You owe me big, you pre-posed sack of baseball collecting shit. You're not fooling anybody. Pay up now or I'll report you to the administrator of this board.
Me wrote:Alright then, do it. We need more shit going on around here than people changing their avatars to ballsacks and stories that just stop for several days without explanation.
Rob wrote:You're dead to me, McFarlane! And when I complete my death ray, you'll all be dead unless you buy Awesome! Entertainment brand bagels!

Sons of bitches.
Me wrote:I don't like McFarlane and I don't like bagels. So I guess I'm SOL, eh?
Rob wrote:There's only one way you can prevent your being reported to vynsane himself and likely banned from this board:

Buy a two-year subscription to Strikeforce: Youngblood Brigade!

Therein lies the only route to salvation and eternal life. Ye, verily.
Me wrote:I ain't buying your shit! I've never heard of your crap and don't want to. So get out of my face, you fudgepackin' assfucker.
Rob wrote:Never forget:

I love you.

I never stopped loving you, you bastard, and I never will. If you hadn't made me angry, I wouldn't have said those things.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
Me wrote:Alright then, do it. We need more shit going on around here than people changing their avatars to ballsacks and stories that just stop for several days without explanation.
didn't you read Joe Q's explanation? mark millar is fininshing issue 4 right now...
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

vynsane wrote: didn't you read Joe Q's explanation? mark millar is fininshing issue 4 right now...
Oops, sorry, slipped my mind. But . . . Rob's still a dick.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

Senior Jabba John L is gay!!!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Senior Jabba John L is gay!!!!!
Know that from personal experience, do ya? You're the kind of demented little shit that would fuck a mexican, you little asshole.


I'm sick of dealing with you. Fuck off. Permanently.
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Post by kidhuman »

HE would fuck Mexicans, thats why he is hitting on senorjabbajohnl. Snigtad likes immigrants, they work for cheap labor and by work I mean let him fuck there asses.
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Too bad for him I'm not Mexican OR gay.
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Post by kidhuman »

What are you then, Dominican?
































You should get that reference.
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

I do, and I am neither Dominican nor Puerto Rican. Nor, for that matter, is my middle name Juanita, while we're continuing with the theme.
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SenorJabbaJuanL? That doesn't make any sense. They don't don't have the internet in Bogata...
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Post by Rob Liefeld »

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
Rob Liefeld wrote:Never forget:

I love you.

I never stopped loving you, you bastard, and I never will. If you hadn't made me angry, I wouldn't have said those things.
You forgot, didn't you?

You're dead to me.
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Just post the details about them in a code that we have to figure out :)

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Hey GNT. I was out with your mother and she got sloppy drunk. We got to the hotel room and started doing the deed, but she passed out half way through. I thought to myself, "What do I do now?" Just then, an angel appeared on one of my shoulders and a devil appeared on the other. The devil said, "Keep going." The angel said, "Stick it in her butt."

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Re: Senor JabbaJohnL

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I wouldn't say he's evil, snarf snarf, but Senor JabbaJohnL doesn't like to pay back his loans, snarf snarf. He still owes me five bucks from last January, snarf snarf.
Snarf, snarf!
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