Re: Welcome... Jargo
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:41 pm
by Double_Gs Mom
Double_G! Dammit, boy, where's yo manners? I done tol' you and tol' you you best greet our new guests. Now get yo' ass in here and say pleasantries.
Sorry about that, Mr Jargo. I birthed that boy, but I swarney, I ain't got no idea what the hell to do with him sometime.
Re: Welcome... Jargo
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:22 pm
by Kup
JARGO, EH? THAT REMINDS ME OF THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE QUINTESSONS ON THE PLANET JORGON V. I WAS IN CHARGE OF A BATTALION OF NEW SOLDIERS, INCLUDING THIS YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, IRONHIDE. WE LANDED ON JORGON V IN THE MIDST OF PETRO-RABBIT MATING SEASON. THOSE PETRO-RABBITS, THEY WERE GOING AT IT LIKE ORGANIC BUNNIES! WE NEVER DID FIGURE OUT WHY; PETRO-RABBITS AREN'T ADVANCED ROBOTS WITH GENDER DIFFERENCES LIKE US TRANSFORMERS. ANYWAY, IRONHIDE WAS OUR POINT MAN, AND HE TOLD NOVA PRIME THAT HE SAW SHARKTICONS AT TWELVE O'CLOCK. AND ARBLUS, MAN, HE WAS ALWAYS A JOKER, HE LOOKED AT HIS CHRONOMETER AND SAID, "THAT GIVES US ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES!" AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING, AND DISTRACTED WHEN A LEGION OF SHARKTICONS BURST INTO OUR CAMP. AND THEN KRANIX, HE GOT THIS IDEA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, i have a boner BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA....
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHY IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO ATTACK THE SHARKTICONS IN THE MIDDLE OF PETRO-RABBIT MATING SEASON!
Re: Welcome... Jargo
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:00 pm
by Dell Rusk
Cor blimey! A fellow limey, it is!
I trust ye'll stop by for a spot of tea, ol' chap? Then we can discuss the sticky wicket of those pesky royals, ay, gov'nah?
Re: Welcome... Jargo
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:07 pm
by Batman
Blast. It would appear the Joker has already spread his boners on this page.
Robin, old chum, we must develop a device to detect these boners... a Bat-Boner Detector, if you will.
