X-Men, X-Men Origins, Wolverine, etc.

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Peter Dinklage has joined the cast of XM:DoFP. People are speculating on who he'll be playing

My guess is a height accurate Wolverine. ZING!
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Tom Foolery wrote:Peter Dinklage has joined the cast of XM:DoFP. People are speculating on who he'll be playing

My guess is a height accurate Wolverine. ZING!
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Somebody mentioned Puck. I thought that was kind of out of Left Field. People are dumb.

Another mentioned him doing the voice for a CG Beast. That's more plausible.

I would also be remiss in not pointing out Dinklage knocking it out of the park on Game of Thrones and anarky being a fluffer of overweight lumberjacks for STILL not having even cracked open the first book. Turd!!!
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The Wolverine trailer. Looks ( :bj: *yawwwnnnn* ) sorta okay. Can't be turdier than the first one. The fight scene on the train looks bitchin'

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Now I liked the trailer because it was nothing like I was expecting and thought the train scene looked like crap - the massive amounts of CG is pretty obvious.
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Maybe I'm blind, but I've noticed folks elsewhere saying that Silver Samurai is in the trailer. Is he just a normal dude or something?
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Nope, you're blind. Full, shiny armor and all.
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The dude fighting Logan in the dark around 1:10? I didn't notice at first he had samurai armor. He still looks more "normal" than the comic version.
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How is Mystique a blue mutant in Days of Future Past? Or was Magneto moving the chess piece at the end of X3 supposed to imply that the effect was temporary on all mutants? (Which would mean everyone who took the cure was ripped the fuck off.)
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well, DoFP is an alternate future storyline, isn't it? she's a blue shapeshifter again because of a redmatterwormholemacguffinexmachina.
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Part of it is, but isn't the other part just X-Men 4?
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Jennifer Lawrence is Mystique again, as this is also a sequel to First Class, hence the blue boobies.
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^ that makes more sense.
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^ I agree.
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vynsane wrote:well, DoFP is an alternate future storyline, isn't it? she's a blue shapeshifter again because of a redmatterwormholemacguffinexmachina.
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Also, Macguffin ex Machina is a cool band name and/or Comic Super Villain name.
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