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Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:18 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Speaking of which, why have there never been Jewish characters on this site? That's some pretty fertile comic ground.

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:43 pm
by Double_G
Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Speaking of which, why have there never been Jewish characters on this site? That's some pretty fertile comic ground.

Well, there was that one dude. His name eludes me, but his avatar was Mel Gibson as a rabbi.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:29 pm
by Diabolical
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:58 pm
by anarky
Okay, it's not the route I would've taken, but I'm more than willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. If actual previews show up that look as shitty as Transformers, I may change my mind.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:14 pm
by jjreason
The pics are upsetting to me. Dennis Quaid looks like something out of Goddamn Starship Troopers and Storm Shadow's outfit sucks. Fuck me, they'd better have this whole story taking place in the dark.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:56 pm
by Ran
Why does it look like Snake Eyes is wearing platform combat boots?
Dennis Quaid looks like something out of Goddamn Starship Troopers
I was telling that to mabs on AIM the other day...some sort Stormshadow looks like he walked out of the Matrix movies, the rest of 'em are Starship Troopers/X-Men rejects. What is funny is that the US Military is switching to camouflage similar to what Dennis Quaid is wearing.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:26 pm
by anarky
So, mabs, you really thinking this looks like shit, or you just busting some balls elsewhere?
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:31 pm
by mabudon
I honestly think it looks like a huge turd, is the deal, black leather is for crotchless undies

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:50 pm
by anarky
Or for Joan Jett.
I'm willing to hold judgment until we see more. GIJoe was more story-based than Speed Racer, so it could work. diBonaventura has confirmed these aren't the only costumes they wear.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:12 am
by mabudon
hahaha RooJay basically tried to bitch-slap me in that thread, I think I made my point and if not I'm gonna have to open up a can of mabs on him

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:39 pm
by Ran
I was looking through movie threads...almost forgot about this one. I'd assume there is more info about it coming out at Comic-con.
IMDB has the cast.
Cast (in alphabetical order)
Brendan Fraser ... Gung Ho
Channing Tatum ... Duke
Sienna Miller ... The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt ... Cobra Commander
Dennis Quaid ... General Hawk
Rachel Nichols ... Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara
Christopher Eccleston ... Destro
Marlon Wayans ... Ripcord
Ray Park ... Snake Eyes
Arnold Vosloo ... Zartan
Jonathan Pryce ... U.S. President
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ... Heavy Duty
Saïd Taghmaoui ... Breaker
Byung-hun Lee ... Storm Shadow
Karolina Kurkova ... Courtney A. Kreiger / Cover girl
Leo Howard ... Young Snake Eyes
Brandon Soo Hoo ... Young Storm Shadow
Brittany Alexis Palmer ... Dancer
Michael Broderick ... Screaming Man
Gerald Okamura ... The Hard Master
Kellie Matteson ... Control Room Tech
David Jean Thomas ... British N.A.T.O. General
David Murray ... McCullen 1641
Jerald Garner ... Cobra Tech
Jabbaar George ... Viper Guard
Gunner Wright ... Secret Sevice Agent
Luke Massy ... McCullen Tech
Ryan Van de Kamp Buchanan ... MARS Guard
Bob Rumnock ... Lab Tech #1
Duncan Bravo ... Turkish N.A.T.O. General
Michael Bretten ... Control Room Tech (uncredited)
Brad Carr ... Cobra Soldier (uncredited)
Joe Chacon ... McCullen Tech (uncredited)
Hugh Daly ... Cobra Soldier (uncredited)
Michael Foster ... Cobra Neo Viper (uncredited)
Joe Guth ... Control Room Tech (uncredited)
Justin Rodgers Hall ... Cobra Soldier (uncredited)
Mark Hames ... Presidential Aide (uncredited)
Victor Harris ... Special Ops Soldier (uncredited)
Zaayan Lala ... Army Guard (uncredited)
P. David Miller ... Cobra Soldier (uncredited)
Tom Ohmer ... Special Ops Soldier (uncredited)
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:06 pm
by anarky
So, we're getting closer. What are everyone's thoughts?
I've got major mixed feelings about it. Everything I've heard sounds like they made enough fundamental changes that it's no longer GIJoe, just a movie about special forces with a ninja on the team.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:15 pm
by Double_G
I'm waiting on a trailer, but I'm feeling really indifferent towards this one.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:14 pm
by Rollo Tomassi
It's getting what I refer to as "Ghost Rider Syndrome" I enjoy the 5-10 minutes of the Ghost Rider movie where GR is onscreen kicking ass and whatnot, and the rest of the movie is meh. Much like the Ang Lee Hulk movie.
This will be seven or so minutes of Snake Eyes being awesome and Scarlet being delicious, and 100 minutes of meh.
Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:41 pm
by Diabolical
I'd forgotten all about the movie.
There's been little to nothing in terms of news or leaks in ages.