Yeah, but a Hasbro Crazylegs is less cost and effort than an Anarky Crazylegs.

I figure I have Breaker, Doc, Quick Kick, and Heavy Metal (under a new name), so I'll get any other of the "Trucial Abysmia Nine" that they make.
Wanna hear something severely fucked up?
Eh, here it is anyway.
Anarky Jr this morning decided "the only thing" she wanted for Christmas is a Rapunzel wig. Yup, a toy from last year's Disney movie, so you can imagine how easy that is to find. I remembered seeing Princess dress-up stuff at Big Lots, and figured I'd hit the two nearest us. (It turned out it was the wigs for all the other princesses. It didn't occur to me how much bigger Rapunzel's would be.)
Leaving the first one, I see Walgreens, which I normally ignore. But I'm thinking, "Ran said he saw Crazylegs and Shadow Tracker there. It's a long shot, but let's see what they've got." And they have one GIJoe figure: the Renegades Cobra Trooper.
I'm completely shocked to find a brand spanking new figure, and only one from the wave, at $11.99. Fuck, I mock Rite Aid all the damned time because their GIJoes are $9.99 and they still have the same couple from ROC Wave 1 (what, three years ago?) rotting because no one wants them. But Walgreens clearly has some turnaround at a higher price, despite Wal-Mart being quite close. Weird.
On the way to the second Big Lots, I go into another Walgreens. Again, $11.99. Again, only one figure. This time it's the POC Zartan (the one that looks like Raptor).
Strike out at Big Lots #2, and head home a different way, a road that's more direct from there to my home than the route between the two Big Lots. And stop in the third Walgreens, one that I can easily walk to.
This time they have four Joes at that price. They have Skydive, which means they obviously had figures from around the same time as the two I want. Fuck.
The bizarre-as-shit thing, though, is that Skydive is behind three others: Lifeline, Law & Order, and Sci-Fi. Three figures I've not seen a single report of
anyone finding yet.
Given that WM is getting cleaned out nicely by Christmas, and Target will probably finally clearance those fucking Arctic Destros soon and have room, I figured safer to take my chances. Five bucks per figure is a bit much if I'm reasonably sure they'll be available more widely.
Given the typical "card switch blues," I will be completely unsurprised to see the others at Marshalls or Ross.
Speaking of which, I saw the TRU Sting Raider once, about a month ago. I expected it to sit around. It didn't. I didn't get it, but it's no loss. That "Swamp Viper" repaint of the Air Viper is sweet, but hardly worth $11, and I have no need for another Water Moccasin (fuck the "Sting Raider" bullshit) and absolutely no fucking need at all for yet another Copperhead. (They really had a hard-on for him for quite a while.)