the vynsane asylum

Having seen it thrice now, I'm 99% certain the fight between Falcon and Rumlow in the third act is a Rocky III homage.

Also, after they save Falcon when he jumps out of the building and lands in the helicopter, there IS lovely ScarJo sideboob. Im gonna google 'Cap 2 ScarJo sideboob' and see what pops up.

I finally saw it last night and really enjoyed it. People online have been jizzing themselves over it, and while my underpants remained dry for the remainder of the film, it was indeed very good though quite as much fun as the pulpy first film.

The whole return of Garry Shandling (and his "Hail Hydra") was kinda meh for me, as I knew he was in Iron Man 2 but didn't remember what he had to do with anything. I also knew that Fury didn't really die and that Bucky was the Winter Soldier, so those surprises were ruined for me – but I still thought the relationship and history between Cap and Bucky was played well.

Oh, and the best part would have to be Robert Redford opening his fridge and showing a jar of Newman's Own in there.

I laughed when Redford poured like 3 cm of milk into his glass and took only the tiniest sip afterward. I was like 'Who does that?'

Tom Foolery wrote:I laughed when Redford poured like 3 cm of milk into his glass and took only the tiniest sip afterward. I was like 'Who does that?'

Robert Fucking* Redford does that.




















*not his real middle name.

"He's my friend."

"So was I."

HOLY SHIT!!!

Fuck.

Yes.

This trailer decimates everything I've seen for SW7. And thankfully looks nothing like the pile of shit comic it borrowed a name from.

I'm like a retailer hiring seasonal help around the holidays. I had to hire a couple extra balls to help make enough jizz for my nerdgasm.

And we haven't even seen Spidey 3.0 yet!!

If I had to choose between seeing that movie early & getting blown by ScarJo in costume it would be a tough call.

jjreason wrote:If I had to choose between seeing that movie early & getting blown by ScarJo in costume it would be a tough call.

It'd have to be a week-long fuckfest with Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, Wasp, Jane Foster, Pepper Potts, and both Betty Rosses to be competitive with the early viewing.

Minor possible spoiler in an upcoming movie tie-in Lego set: Giant Man, Goliath, or whatever MCU Scott Lang will call himself when he's huge.

Commence nerd boners now!

Grain of salt time: Some leaked a supposed an image from a Spider-Man hoodie based on the Civil War costume, giving us a possible look as to what the costume will look like.

Looks fine to me. I'm happy with "quasi traditional".

My thought was: well, it looks like Spider-Man.

2 weeks or a little less? I haven't bought tickets yet but I might get that dealt with today.

In other news, Inhumans has been removed from the 2019 releases. Let the speculation commence.