Retarded Names for Sith Lords

[toad licker]

lol I kinda like <i>darth toad licker</i>

[pyrofreak]

darth yaoi

[peefreak]

I think a cute name for a Sith Lord would be Darth pyrofreak. I love my brother so much.

[Antropov]

Darth Another-resident-of-the-Negative-Zone

[anarky]

I thought there was a thread about the dumbest EU shit, but I can't find it.

So this goes here, even though it's not a dumb Darth name.

Apparently, according to EU, Grievous' body was salvaged and rebuilt into a super-intelligent battle droid during the Rebellion era, and was armed with Darth Bane's double-bladed saber.

Oh, and then Wolverine came over and chopped his head off and it was so kewl, and then they listened to Fallout Boy. (Okay, I made up that part.)

Also, Maul was cut in two. But the top part lived, and tracked down Obi-Wan (taking many years to do it, for some reason), and was killed by Owen on Tatooine.

But that's not all! Maul's DNA had been taken by Sidious, who cloned it sometime around ANH to challenge Vader as a test. (If he were going to do that, why wait till the guy's been around for almost 20 years? What, suddenly you think he's not as kewl as the tattooed fellow?)

And last, but not least, Luke Skywalker visited Iridionia as an ambassador years after ROTJ and found that a scientist had saved Darth Maul's brain on Naboo, and it was causing Maul's ghost to haunt the Iridonians. Uh, yeah, don't ask how he got the brain out, if the rest of Maul's top half was still alive. It's EU. You're not supposed to question whether it makes sense.

[mabudon]

That's funny= STOOPID but funny- I think the EU thing was "stupidest things about the EU"

[kidhuman]

The thread you seek is on the other sitethe other site

[Ran]

I thought there was a thread about the dumbest EU shit, but I can't find it.

This one?

http://www.vynsane.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1591

[Snigtad Flornbi]

darth suck my balls u fagg!

oooooooh,, burn got u good bich!!

[Double_G]

Darth Burn Got U Good Bitch

[mabudon]

Darth Oyes

[Ran]

Darth Apprentice

[UKWildcat]

Darth Chocolate

[anarky]

Darth Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground

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