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Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:35 pm
by Joe Biden
I'm not saying John McCain is old, God love him--as my mother would say, Gold love him--but he went to elementary school with Chester A. Arthur.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:27 pm
by Rutherford B. Hayes
Chester A. Arthur wrote:Lick my boot, Grimlock. Huzzah! I have bit my thumb at a surly, large, incompetent metal dinosaur machinery apparatus. Jolly good!
Regardless. I find this internet and website to be quite churlish and invigorating! I am going to pass it along to several of the other Presidents. They should start trickling in over the next several weeks. If they do, I sincerely hope none of you take up residence in their assholes.
Good day.
Chester, old bean. You're not still sore over that whole 'customs job' thing are you?
I assure you that had so much more to do with Conkling and Blaine than it did with you. No hard feelings, what?
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:48 pm
by anarky
It's always been a fucking zoo, but now it looks like it's mostly elephants and jackasses.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:15 pm
by James A. Garfield
Oh I've had it up to here with your codswollop, Hayes! If it weren't for you and Çonkling and Blaine mucking things up, that damn Frenchman from illinios would never have shot me. I had a lot of good ideas to implement in office, too.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:11 pm
by Bizarro Abe Lincoln
Bitching about getting shot? What a fucking pussy! I have every mind to bitch-slap you across your cocksucking mouth. President John Wilkes Booth of the great Confederacy did not complain when I shot him after he allowed the Union secessionists to win and create slavery in this shitty nation.
The North shall rise again!
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:36 pm
by Zaphod
bizarro abe you'd make my north rise only i'm straight. nice try though.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:37 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
So, wait, does regular Abraham Lincoln give you a stiffy, then?
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:40 pm
by Zaphod
woah, good thing i wasn't walking backward, because i just walked right into that one!
now be a good boy and go fetch me a mint julep.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:59 pm
by Andrew Jackson
You bunch of pansies. How many duels have you been involved in? Nevermind, I can see it in your eyes - you worthless pack of slime.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:54 pm
by anarky
Now all we need is Alexander Hamilton for this to completely devolve into... ah, why the fuck am I giving you people ideas?
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:02 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Meh. I blame Zaphod. You hang out in a President's heinie and you know eventually it's the RNC here at vynsane. that's how this place works.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:22 pm
by Rollo Tomathi
Rollo Tomassi wrote:I on the other hand, did not know half of that stuff, so it summed up this place quite well. Except that I'm half of Eternal Padawan returned from the dead?? The fuck?!?
One-third, actually, hon. You need to get in touch with your feminine side.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:26 pm
by Rollo Tornassi
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Meh. I blame Zaphod. You hang out in a President's heinie and you know eventually it's the RNC here at vynsane. that's how this place works.
What does the Radical Network of Canadians have to do with presidential buttsex?
And what's with your avatar? It's so...gaudy.
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:46 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Joe Biden wrote:I'm not saying John McCain is old, God love him--as my mother would say, Gold love him--but he went to elementary school with Chester A. Arthur.
You want to know how old McCain is? I heard he learned to drive in
KUP SHITPIECE
Re: should i stay or should i go?
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:58 pm
by Sarah Palin
Oh boy, ya know, I was just thinkin' about how I would be just so blessed if you guys elected me and John McCain on November 4 and I could be one of those them there presidents ya got here, you betcha.