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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:02 pm
by Slicker
Because I told him how bad you fail at life <s>Timmie</s> Slimmie. I told him ot go easy but that must've been ot hard.
And give a "this or that" or I'm recommending a stay with Snigtad in the NEGATIVE ZONE!
Jumping a chainlink fence, catching your ballsack, slicing it open and having them dangle out or laying your nuts on a table and having someone stomp on them?
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:59 pm
by kidhuman
No one ever answered mine Slicker, stop jumping the gun like I jump yoiur mother
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:28 pm
by Slimmie
Ahhh, Darth Tater. No real reason.
Eat a huge helping of Kraft dinner from <s>Nickers</s> Slicker's ass - no utinsels or hands allowed, or sit through a 4 day "Veggietales" marathon.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:57 pm
by kidhuman
Veggietales for me
Eat Slimmies mom after I busted 17 nutz in her sloppy gash or a fork in the eye?
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:06 pm
by lavapjboy
A fork in the eye, I aint touching that skanky whore again.
Nightgowns(like I wear) or silk PJ's?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:08 am
by homeless man
As long as it keeps me warm at night, I dont care. It also has ot have an escape hatch in the ass, so when I shit myself, I can have easy disposal.
Helen the Bag Lady or the big titty bitch that pushes the shopping cart?
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:05 pm
by lavapjboy
Well, I dont know Helen, but the big titty bitch sounds right up my alley
Sleep in Silk Thongs or Sleep in the nude?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:06 pm
by anarky
In the buff, baby.
Kick in the nuts from Chuck Norris or coming home and finding your wife in bed with Snigtad Flornbi?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:23 pm
by vynsane
it's actually considered an honor in most cultures to get a norris nutter.
norris roundhouse kick, or stern talkin' to from christopher walken?
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:33 pm
by Slimmie
No bieng has ever survived the dreaded Norris roundhouse, so sit me down with Mr. Walken.
Spend a romantic evening spooning with Snigtad, or a hot wax pube removal - balls n all.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:43 pm
by Antropov
I'll take the nut waxxin'
A Gallagher (explained in the other thread) or a Flaming Hernandez (having your pubes set on fire right before climax and then doused with man juice)?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:09 am
by jjreason
Man, the Mexican/Spanish crowd must be a damned funky bunch. Between the Flaming Hernandez and the now-classic Dirty Sanchez....
God damn it, CS, that's a bad choice. At least with the Flaming Hernandez I didn't have to get penetrated anally, so I'll go with that. And no, that doesn't make me gay - so fuck off Snigs. Talk to Slimmie.
Having to pay $10 before you eat at a restaurant every time to ensure you're not having shit/semen/both in your food OR not paying, and risking finding out 30 minutes after you ate that you ate shit/semen/both - and it's too late to barf it up.
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:35 pm
by anarky
I'd pay $10 each time. I don't eat out much. At least not at restaurants.
Blowing Doctor Douche while being butt-banged by Snigtad Flornbi, or blowing Snigtad Flornbi while being butt-banged by Doctor Douche? (Not much of a choice, true, but that's the choice I've put before you, so fuck off.)
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:41 am
by jjreason
Welp, I guess I'd rather have a cock in my ass than a cock in my mouth, so I'll opt for #2. Of course I'm assuming here that Snigtad has no penis at all - but I'm leaning more and more toward that being the case.
Having to smuggle a vintage Jabba over the border from Mexico to the US while wearing only a speedskating outfit (duration of operation 1.5 hrs) or getting 100 wasp stings in 100 seconds?
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:04 am
by Slicker
Well, seein' as I'm white I would never be able to put the Jabba in the front and get away with it and that tail is too damn pointy to up the poop chute so I'm gonna press my luck with the wasps.
Getting your leg caught in a bear trap covered in rubbing alcohol or being shot in the face and chest by Dick Cheney?