Re: Quote of the day
Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:33 pm
Do you have to register at that hitusa website?
the dirtiest rest-stop bathroom on the information superhighway... I want FUN,SEX,FOOD,CIGARETTES, COFFEE, MORE SEX, STAR WARS TOYS AND LAUGHTER!
http://baconhelmet.com/forum/

If you put your weiner inside a potato would that be a dictator?
I don't know if I should be flattered or hunt you down and kill you.Sleazer wrote:oh wow...I'd put my wiener in Slick just for how brilliant that is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done, Juan.Mr. JabbaJohnL wrote:Yup, definitely off his nut. I've NEVER seen ANYONE do anything like this.Originally Posted by George
"The fans are all upset. They're always going to be upset. 'Why did he do it like this? And why didn't he do it like this?' They write their own movie, and then, if you don't do their movie, they get upset about it."
Oh, wait . . .
in response to someone asking if they can have a ponytail on a male mii...TUFFY RHODES wrote:If you want your male Mii to have a ponytail, enroll your Mii in a liberal arts college for six years so it can receive an English degree. Send it out into the workforce for four years, doing mostly filing and light typing. Send it back to college for a masters degree at night. Have it use the degree to teach three courses a week at the local community college.
Soon, your Mii will have a ponytail to distract from its widening forehead. It will also own a wide variety of sweaters and a deep disdain for mass media.
CaptainSolo1138 wrote: Because it beats holier than thou comments on a SW message board.
do not ever look at, ever. please. (link followed)
you motherfucking son of a whore
then the punchlineTHAT'S FAKE.
That's not even possible! Fake!
dude, it's eels popping out of an ass.
how do you fake that?
And as a sidenote, I'm note particularly fond of Vanessa Hudgens, but it felt good to see her in her new Nutrigena (sp?) commercial and say to myself, "I've seen them tittybumps and the muffsicle".RogueII wrote:Hell, he might just fuck your feminine looking sofa.
Jargo's tar is something from Family Guy, the main character guy topless likcing his own teatWhat the heck is up with Jargo's avatar? Is that cartoon guy licking his dick or his man-boob? Either way it's got to be wrong in so many ways for SSG.
But I think no matter what it's supposed to be, the mods should edit it by adding a squirt of white stuff coming out of it first, and then we wait for his reaction. That would be hysterical!
Then maybe he'll take it down himself.
Anyone know how to animate that thing to give it some juice? Can a mod access his profile? That would be so funny when "Daddy" gets back online and sees it.
I provided the first part only for context, as its the second little bit that had me absolutely DYING!Slicker wrote:Are you gay? For real? You're the only person I know of that TRIES soooooo hard to make it seem like he's boning females that it seems like you're trying too hard to be a false-straight guy.
You're a great guy, Josh. Seriously, but either you pull in more pu**y than ANYBODY or you LOVE the c**k. I'm just sayin...