the vynsane asylum

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:I'm pretty sure this place has been thoroughly sprayed in vagina repellent, thus no Ox.

vynsane wrote: she'd enjoy the "untapped boobie source" topic...

I think Max Rebo milks himself.

anarky wrote:Not sure why, but this quote from DB had me rolling:

I think Max Rebo milks himself.

Nah, those are just some long sagging titties(udders)

maxturbation is awesome

Diabolical wrote: Mad props to decadentdave for getting the word "titties" past SSG's autocensor in the same thread.

Rogue II wrote:

RoIIo Tomassi wrote: By my reckoning, the recipient of the "gifts" in the '12 Days of Christmas song' by the end of the song has the following inventory.

12 Partridges
12 Pear Trees
12 Drummers
12 Drums
22 Turtle Doves
22 Pipers
22 Pipes(?)
30 French Hens
30 Lords-A-Leaping
36 Calling Birds
36 Ladies Dancing
40 Gold Rings
40 Maids
40 Cows (presumably, unless the Maids were doubling up...)
42 Swans
42 Geese

Which ends up being 140 people, 184 birds, 40 (?) cows, 34 musical instruments, 40 pieces of jewelry, and 12 trees.

What in gods name are you going to do with all that shit? You have to feed the people and the animals, probably hocking the instruments and jewelry to do so, but even then it probably won't suffice, so you go into debt.

That is NOT "True Love" in my book...

Open a grocery store. You have hens, swans, geese, pears, and cows. Those drummers and pipers aren't doing anything since you sold their instruments, hire them as stock boys, clerks, and ranch hands. I'm not sure what you'd do with 1 lord a leaping let alone 30. They sounds kind of gay to me, therefore you pimp them out in San Francisco. Open a strip club for the ladies dancing. Keep one drum and one pipe so the girls have something to dance to.

Then I'd toss the turtle doves and partridges in the back yard and open it to hunters for a small fee.

'nark wrote:Yep, a real douche. A full-on shot of vinegar in the stinky twat, he is.

jjreason wrote:[lying]I'm disgusted by the fact that they're playing her off as a sexy little girl type thing, I find that whole approach perverted. [/lying]

mabudon wrote:It's funny, cos I KNOW they're fuckin genuine boner fuel and you'd HAVE to stroke it and feel guilt

ReginaldDenny wrote:i shot my first loaded weapon when i was about 12...goodness what a mess it made on my sheets

peaches wrote:But, I will burn you! :love:

Caesar wrote:When Luke fired up that pyre he should have said "Burrrrrrrn, got you good!"