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My wife can be prudish, too, but was in a good mood when she saw the picture. Wasn't there a wife discussion thread at some point? I can't find it.

You're welcome, both for the QOTD and any awkwardness that may ensue with your respective wives.

Yeah, she basically did her immitation of your avatar. She couldn't get it right at first, so she made some modifications to her attire.

Rogue II wrote:Yeah, she basically did her immitation of your avatar. She couldn't get it right at first, so she made some modifications to her attire.

Just say it, jackass! Them tit-tays were bouncin'! If I were a mod, I'd ban your ass for beating around the bush.

Rogue II wrote:Wasn't there a wife discussion thread at some point? I can't find it.

hrmm... i'm tempted to say that maybe the romulans decimated that one, but i'm not sure...

The Grin wrote:
I'd ban your ass for beating around the bush.

that's what he did AFTER her impression

Word. She likes being slapped with the man-meat.

Shouldn't you be in a 3-way with The Grip and an inflatable doll?

Rogue II wrote:Yeah, she basically did her immitation of your avatar. She couldn't get it right at first, so she made some modifications to her attire.

Lucky fucker.

You do realize that, one day, you're going to meet JJL in person, and you're going to be with your wife, and you're going to realize that he's picturing your wife stripping down and bouncing her knockers up and down, and you're not going to be able to do a damned thing about it except try to block out the fact that he's going to jerk it later that evening while thinking of that.

Bet you wish you never brought it up now, right?

Ummmm.... I think you meant "suck himself off".

Tycho, elsewhere, wrote:

Anyway, there were two beautiful, thin, blonde haired girls with blue eyes, probably ages 11 and 8 or something like that. I could tell they loved me.

"I didn't plan on having sex with them. I was only here to tell them how dangerous this can be. What? Yes, I have condoms, but I always carry them with me wherever I go. Are you the police?"

I guess you didn't see the debate earlier about whether someone should respond, "I had a dream where I fucked your two beautiful daughters."

My head's still swimming from the revelation that Tycho knows not Colbert. It's one thing to not watch him. But, after two years of his own show, followed by TDS and a bazillion roles in various movies and shows, including the fucking Oscars, to not recognize him is a bit... wow.

anarky wrote:I guess you didn't see the debate earlier about whether someone should respond, "I had a dream where I fucked your two beautiful daughters."

No. When did this conversation take place?

11 + 8 = 19, making a three way with them totally legal.