Quote of the day

[kidhuman]

Quote of the day, nay, the year!!

seconded

[Double_G]

Thank you, thank you.

[anarky]

Hard to follow that up, but I was just reminded of the previous champion as Quote of All Time:

"What am I doing? I'm talking into an empty phone. There's a dead man on the other end of this line."

[Zero]

DeNiro outquotes Bo Rucker?

[Zero]

Quote of the day, nay, the year!!

seconded

That's so funny, Rollo Tomassi made it his signature on the wizarduniverse.com message boards, along with the phrase "Proof that bears DO make it better!"

EDIT. Rollo Tomassi got quoted in the latest issue of Wizard on the QuickHits sidebar. I ru...erm... I mean Rollo rules!!

[kidhuman]

From another forum board I go to

I swear, if you strand me on an island, all I need is a diseaseless prostitute, fruit snacks, water, Jamaican beef patties and pizza rolls son.

[anarky]

From Cappy:

Or maybe battle droids dressed as Gunguns to further facilitate the surprise.

"Meesa berry roger, roger!"

It's stupid, but it made me laugh.

[Antropov]

Thanks, sugar tits. You shouldn't have.

I've been out of the loop as of late (more so here than there) but RB told me about all the threads that were going in the OT forum and I couldn't resist.

[anarky]

Oy vey. This one made me laugh, though it wasn't intended to.

If he's truly as big as you say, though, I have a feeling we won't see him. Ever.

That's what she said.

All leading us to the QOTD:

That's what who said? Who's "she"? If you are referring to me, first of all I never said that. And second, I'm a guy. Thanks, just thought I'd clear that up.

[Double_G]

I haven't stopped laughing at this for two minutes now. Why? No idea. What makes it worse is that I'm in my campus library and everyone's looking at me.

[Antropov]

Courtesy Herr JJL:

Cause you know right before he finishes, he pulls out, shoots it all over his wife, and yells
BAM!

[anarky]

Funny, yes, but a visual you don't want to conjure up.

BAM!!

[Ran]

My wife walked in while I was reading that post. She didn't see the text, but she did see JJL's avatar. She then [censored due to content] and it was good.

[vynsane]

My wife walked in while I was reading that post. She didn't see the text, but she did see JJL's avatar. She then [censored due to content] and it was good.

man, all my wife does when she sees that one is say "i don't like that picture".

[anarky]

My wife can be kinda prudish at times. I close the browser if I have this site open. Nothing personal; she probably wouldn't care, but I'd rather not risk it.