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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:41 pm
by The Grin
Jeff Probst wrote:Yes, she still brags about that to this day. It seems that I'm not quite as good at it as you are, The Grin.
I hope bIZARRO tHE gRIN spray farts on your dinner.
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:57 pm
by Jeff Probst
That actually sounds like fun, but it'll have to wait. Right now, I'm totally committed to Survivor: The Desert Island!
Be sure to check out this week's challenge. We'll be stripping the members of the Moderator Terror Squad butt-naked, tying them face-down to the ground, smearing gobs of female gorilla twatsauce on their asses, and releasing a dozen sex-starved male gorillas in heat. The one who can take the abuse for the longest without crying "uncle" wins a Ford Focus!
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:49 pm
by Rob Liefeld
Have the comic book rights for a Survivor: The Desert Island been optioned already? I hope not. Awesome! Entertainment could do some incredible things with this storyline.
Four words: Doctor Doom! vs Youngblood!
Need I say more?
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:33 am
by Richards
I think we're getting somwhere, fellows, I have received a transmission from the great unknown. I'ts rather cryptic, but I believe that by working together we can solve it- I will post the text below and we can go from there.
I responded with the only thing that came to mind
I have yet to receive a response, but if I or anyone else gets anything, it should be posted here for the consideration of all.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:25 pm
by anarky
If the response is "iMA," please don't say, "iMA who?"
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:34 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
anarky wrote:"iMA who?"
iMA FUCKING YOUR DAD!
oH, aNARKY, YOU LEFT YOURSELF WIDE OPEN FOR THAT ONE. bUT, THEN AGAIN, YOU LEAVE YOURSELF WIDE OPEN TO ME QUITE A BIT.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:02 pm
by The Grin
Dammit, the pappy pooper packer beat me to the punchline. But you all know Ima fucking your mothers.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:05 pm
by anarky
The Grin wrote:the pappy pooper packer
As much as I hate all you crazy Grips and Grins, and what you do to my parents, that made me laugh.
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:12 pm
by General Zod
*** TRANSMISSION FROM UNKNOWN SECTION OF THE MULTIVERSE, FILE MAY CONTAIN ERRORS ***
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:03 pm
by Ran
Neal who?
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:28 pm
by mabudon
Apparently mere mortals can't contact as well as the science types, R2, we'll have to see if someone with more powers can re-send the query and see where it gets us
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:52 pm
by Dell Rusk
YEAH NUM NUTS OUTAR SPACE ALAINS DO NO LIEK GAYS!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:54 pm
by Dell Rusk
??????? wrote:
*** TRANSMISSION FROM UNKNOWN SECTION OF THE MULTIVERSE, FILE MAY CONTAIN ERRORS ***
WHOSE THEIR!!!!!!
I MEAN NEAL WHO!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:20 pm
by Richards
Fellows, the readings on Megaverse activity are off the scale!! We are on the cusp of perhaps the most devastating event in ANY history, before or since....
I suggest everyone take every possible precaution in the face of a possible, sudden sundering of the very cosmos, by the time we get our final response it may be too late, just a warning, I will keep a close eye on the situation and if anything major is indicated, I will warn the community, nay, the entire universe immediately!!
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:30 pm
by Jeff Probst
Reed Richards, they don't call you a genius for nothing!! Your machines no doubt detected tonights special 3 hour marathon, bringing "Survivor: The Desert Island" right up to the final episode, to air next week!!
Tonight, tune in to see things that you probably will not BELIEVE could EVER be aired on prime time television!!!!
In this special installment, we push the contestants to the LIMIT!! You WILL SEE the MTS doing things FAR worse than you could possibly imagine!! As the trials become more difficult, several contestants will reach their BREAKING point- I don't want to spill too many secrets here, but I can say that you will be SHOCKED to see the smallest member of the team fall prey to the taboo practice of CANNIBALISM.. you WILL SEE man and machine consuming things not fit for consumption by an industrial INCINERATOR!!! You will see human beings reduced to FERAL ANIMALS, in search of their own tattered humanity!!!!
And, most important, you WILL SEE just HOW FAR we are willing to go to get the best rated show in the HISTORY of Broadcast television- in short, tonight's gigantic episode is a MUST SEE!!!!!!