"Fun With Snigtad": A new game!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:19 pm

...ma'am do you have any ding dongs? Without skipping a beat the lady behind the counter lifted her skirt and started diddling her peny. Snigtad, actually wanting the cream filled chocolate covered sweet but seizing the opportunity at hand, hopped the counter and started to furiously masturbate the shemale with a twinkie. When s/he had finally sprayed her/his man juice all over Sniggers hand he said...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:52 am

I wanted vanilla creme not jizz, you cock sucker! I'll fuck your mother's she-male sister you faggit!!!!

Then he sat cross legged on the floor and proceeded to lick the jizz from between his fingers, resembling a large calico pussy. Once cleaned, Sniglick shoplifted a day-old french baguette with something dirty in mind. The she-male behind the counter bounced a rock hard muffin of Snig's head as he ran out the door, but he was able to avoid the large bowl s/he followed with. Sniggins tore ass for safety, that dumb grin splitting his face.

Once safely concealed in a nearby alley, Snigtad took a few carefully placed bites from the baguette, then hung it out his fly like a 27" dink and walked down the street swinging it freely. A rough pair of hands grabbed Snig from behind and pulled him into the Blue Oyster bar, where he stood face to face with a crowd of gay bikers. Snigtad cut a wet fart and then said:

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:39 am

I aa pre-lubed JJ

JJ then kicked him in the nutz. Sniggies laid crying and bleeding. He then went to the hospital and the doctir saw him

Sniggers was still crying when he left the hospital with an ice pack on his member when he saw an old friend Eternal Padawan.

Snigtad then said...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:53 am

"I rock so much shit, that Ikea used my nickname on a set of furniture!" EP looked at him through his pink sunglasses and said "What the fuck are you on about, retard?" Sniglick took EP by the hand and dragged him into the most homosexual place on earth. EP tried to stop and look at towels, but Sniggins took him right to the kids toy boxes, and proceeded to show him a tag on one wooden one that said DIKTAD.

(And no, I ain't fucking kidding. It's real - check their site yourself).

EP nearly shit his white jeans he was laughing so hard. Dicklock looked at him in surprise and said:

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:04 am

"I wish you would shit your jeans so I could have some chocolate-flavored salad tonight."

EP bitch-slapped him and went into the next aisle to look through the Marvel Legends for a variant Archangel. Snigtad got bored, and he started looking through the Pokemon cards. He found a Pikachu card, and then Snigtad said. . . .

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:15 pm

"Pikachu, you sexxy bich, I'm gonna peek-at-choo when you're in the shower next time!!! HA!! HA!!!!" then he dropped the toy by mistake, creating a 0.01 inch crease in the j-hook. The store manager came running over and screamed "YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW THAT ANAL COLLECTORS WON'T BUY THAT TOY NOW??? I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU UNLESS YOU PAY TRIPLE YOU COCKSUCKING FUCKING SALAD TOSSING BITCH!!!"

Snigtad blinked twice, then the dim lightbulb over his head came on slowly. He opened his filthy mouth and said........

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:32 pm

I'll suck your dick for it.

The store manager looked at him for a few minutes and then said ok

Snigtad said....

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:33 pm

If all I have to do to give a man a BJ I'll fuck up all of the figures.

Snigtad then proceeded to rip open case after case of action figures and creasing them up. After spraying his seed into Sniggers mouth time after time the manager had enough. He told Diktad to drop trou and bend over.

Snigtad grabbed his ankles then said...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:10 pm

Hey Millimeter-Peter, listen to me spell RUN three times! R-U-N? R-U-N? R-U-N? The manager, having already penetrated, blown, wiped off and put away said "Fuck off asshole", wiped the sweat from his brow and went back to doing inventory on his Power Rangers. Snigtad laughed, then farted a jizzy fart. Having been satisfied anally yet again, Snigtad's grin was ear to ear as he left the store. Outside, Snigtad jumped on the #69 bus to head for home. The driver looked him up and down and said "Sorry, friend, homos have to sit in the 2 rear aisle seats." Snigtad stopped and said..........

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:20 pm

do the seats have pre installed Dildos?

The bus driver said no and kicked him in the nutz and off the bus.

Sniggy then said....

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:23 pm

I've really gotta start wearing a cup. He then proceeded to stick his penis inside an orifice in a maple tree. Then Snigtad the dendropheliac moaned in ecstasy as the tree started to tickle his asshole. Snigtad then used his infinite wisdom to realize that trees don't move. He turned around and said...

jjraeson · Post by **jjraeson** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:24 pm

"Oh, I didn't see ya back there, Slicker, eh?"

Slicker was pissed at being recognized, so he turned aboot and hit Snigtad in the face with a 2-ton crate of Kraft Dinner. (Slicker is very strong, y'know?) And then Snigtad said....

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:42 pm

"Hmmmmmm....... just like banging your mom, Dicker - for a buck I can eat a whole cheesy box!!!!!!!!!"

Slicker slumped at having been outwitted by Snigtad, then quickly scuttled off to sign up for a
remedial smart-ass retort making class at the local DeVry Institute. Snigtad meanwhile headed off to Subway for something to eat. Upon entering the store, Snigtad hollered out "I'd ask for a footlong sossage, but I got one of those alreddy!!!!!" The girl behind the counter shook her head at the moron, and asked Snigtad what he really wanted. Sniggins piped up..........

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:51 pm

a bunch of homeless guys to drink my cum.

CaptainSolo and Lava Pajama Boy came running out of the back and were fighting over who goes first.

Sniggers said settle down fellas, I will decide who gets first dibs on my dribs.

Who Sniggers? WHO?!? yelled Solo

Sniggers replied....

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:59 am

"...Slimmie! I will gobble his little cock and then perform a "Gallagher" on his growler. All hell Doosh!"

After Slimmie figured out that a "Gallagher" is when one blows a load in your ass and then jumps on your stomach to spray it 8 rows back, he ran out of the room, and then Snigtad said...