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Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:52 pm**

4th of July weekend tournament?

I unlocked Dry Bones today.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:57 pm**

How the hell did I miss this thread?

Anyways, no, it was not me. I don't own a Wii. My brother does, and we play MarioKart, but I don't have my own Mii or account or whatever.

I did like how you wrote that as if you were playing me though.

But, sorry to disappoint.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:16 am**

You'' be in fuckin buffalo Vyn??? little over 40 minutes from my house

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:03 am**

I've finished 1st in all the 50cc and 100cc races and have a star grade in all of the 50cc races.

And here is an unlockable guide I've copied from gamefaqs.

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6. UNLOCKABLES AND SECRETS
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Unlockable Characters and Karts
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General Unlockables -
- Completing the first two cups in each type will unlock the third; completing
the third will unlock the forth.
- Getting trophies on all of 50CC and 100CC will unlock the ability to
race with both Karts and Bikes.
- Getting all trophies in a class displays credits, and congratulations
screen (with your Mii!) that you can post on your Wii Message Board.

Remember, you need to get a GOLD trophy to unlock whatever you need!

50CC
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Mushroom Cup - N/A
Flower Cup - N/A
Star Cup - King Boo (character)
Special Cup - Piranha Prowler (large kart)
Shell Cup - N/A
Banana Cup - N/A
Leaf Cup - Turbo Blooper (medium kart)
Lightning Cup - Diddy Kong (character)

100CC
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Mushroom Cup - N/A
Flower Cup - N/A
Star Cup - Twinkle Star (large bike)
Special Cup - Mii Outfit A (character)
Shell Cup - N/A
Banana Cup - N/A
Leaf Cup - Dry Bones (character)
Lightning Cup - Rapide (medium bike)

150CC
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Mushroom Cup - N/A
Flower Cup - N/A
Star Cup - Quacker (small bike)
Special Cup - Daisy (character)
Shell Cup - N/A
Banana Cup - N/A
Leaf Cup - Royal Racer (medium kart)
Lightning Cup - Dragonetti (large kart), 150CC Mirror Mode (mode)

150CC MIRROR
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Mushroom Cup - N/A
Flower Cup - N/A
Star Cup - Dolphin Dasher (medium bike)
Special Cup - Phantom (large bike)
Shell Cup - N/A
Banana Cup - N/A
Leaf Cup - Bubble Bike (small bike)
Lightning Cup - Blue Falcon (small kart)

TIME TRIAL
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Set times on 8 different courses - Magikruiser (Small Bike)
Set times on 16 different courses - Birdo (character)
Set times on 32 different courses - Toadette (character)

Unlocked 4 Expert Staff Ghosts - Funky Kong (character)
Unlocked 8 Expert Staff Ghosts - Baby Luigi (character)
Unlocked 12 Expert Staff Ghosts - Torpedo (Large Bike)
Unlocked 24 Expert Staff Ghosts - B Dasher Mk 2 (Medium Kart)
Unlocked all 32 Expert Staff Ghosts - Mii Outfit B (character)

STAR RANKS (See Below)
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50CC new at 1 Star or More - Baby Daisy (character)
50CC all at 1 Star or More - Cheep Charger (small kart)
100CC retro at 1 Star or More - Bowser Jr. (character)
100CC all at 1 Star or More - Nitrocycle (medium bike)
150CC new at 1 Star or More - Dry Bowser (character)
150CC retro at 1 Star or More - Aero Glider (heavy kart)

VERSUS / ONLINE
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50 WFC Wins - Royal Racer (Medium Kart)
250 Versus Wins - Birdo (character)

UNLOCKING ROSALINA
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There are several possible ways to unlock Rosalina, or one way that no one
is quite sure about. It is a mixture of the following -

- Have a Super Mario Galaxy save file
- Complete Super Mario Galaxy after first creating a Mario Kart Wii save
- Play the game for an extended period of time

I personally unlocked Rosalina after getting Gold on the 100CC Star Cup,
but this could have been fitting into the extended period of time clause.
When this is more concrete it'll be updated, but for now thanks to
Jonny Bull,

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Star Ranks
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You will be ranked based on your performance within the Grand Prix, up to
three stars. You need to one star many of the cups in order to get all the
unlockables, so it is important to know how to get them. To three stars,
you have to win ALL four races and get 60 points, and get very good times
on all the laps. That is it, help yourself to items and what not. Just try
not to obviously fall off the track or hit into walls, as it will slow your
time down.

Note that you do not _need_ 60 points to get ONE star. You can drop a few
points, but as long as you get a decent time and come first it is possible to
get it. Thanks Amphetamine!

To get stars next to your name online, then complete _every_ cup with stars.
All cups with one star gets you one star, two gets two, and three for three.
Note if you have three for all except one, then you will not have three
stars until you get that cup up to scratch.

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Gold Wheel
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To get a Gold Wheel online, then play with the Wheel (or just the Wii Remote)
online a lot. A lot sounds awfully vague, but after enough races and / or wins
you'll have a gold wheel displayed against your name. Safe.

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150CC Mirror Mode
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Getting gold on the first three Grand Prix Modes (50CC, 100CC and 150CC) will
unlock this mode. Basically all the tracks are mirrored, but as you've played
each track by at least three times by now you should be able to tackle these
with relative ease.

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Alternative Title and Ending Screens
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Achieve a gold in every cup for the title and ending screens to change for
good. This includes the dreaded 150CC Mirror mode as well.

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Staff Ghosts
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Under Time Trial you can unlock a range of charcters and vehicles by either
setting times or unlocking Expert Staff Ghosts (scroll up for a list of
Time Trial unlockables). Normal Staff Ghosts are automatically unlocked and
ready to race against in Time Trial mode for a good thrashing, and beating
these by several seconds unlocks an Expert Staff Ghost. Below is a list of
every track, the Normal Staff Ghost Time, the Unlock Time for the Expert Staff
Ghost time, along with their time and replay video.

MUSHROOM CUP

Luigi Circuit
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:29.670
Unlock Time - 01:24.411
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 0.19.419
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BOsKYNfhmw

Moo Moo Meadows
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:37.856
Unlock Time - 01.33.571
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.25.909
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIhpTxaKo0

Mushroom Gorge
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:16.110
Unlock Time - 02.05.494
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.01.011
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS2rroltsxo

Toad's Factory
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:22.480
Unlock Time - 02.12.784
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.05.593
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvQrgvxfFyo

FLOWER CUP

Mario Circuit
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:44.777
Unlock Time - 01.39.183
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.33.702
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AV1bVQt8qU

Coconut Mall
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:30.764
Unlock Time - 02.24.788
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.13.333
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1StSusVvG8

DK's Snowboard Cross
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:34.693
Unlock Time - 02.24.725
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.17.546
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35nf8Oo-xY

Wario's Gold Mine
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:19.583
Unlock Time - 02.14.932
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.04.800
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my1-dnTmyG4

STAR CUP

Daisy Circuit
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 0:56.822
Unlock Time - 01.48.791
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.41.362
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9K-z8p8v_0

Koopa Cape
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 03:03.022
Unlock Time - 02.54.897
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.41.370
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UZC6hgHezM

Maple Treeway
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:58.633
Unlock Time - 02.50.229
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.37.812
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9o7ENhdOsM

Grumble Volcano
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:28.237
Unlock Time - 02.19.524
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.11.852
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsY9Yhy7RIc

SPECIAL CUP

Dry Dry Ruins
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:30.949
Unlock Time - 02.21.681
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.14.286
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jToIbQkwgSE

Moonview Highway
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:16.802
Unlock Time - 02.07.016
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.04.163
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLEplcWvp04

Bowser's Castle
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 03:04.836
Unlock Time - 02.55.017
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.42.098
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WzMSmxRVVg

Rainbow Road
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 03:05.895
Unlock Time - 02.59.293
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.44.734
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os61GcGxaJM

SHELL CUP

GCN Peach Beach
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:34.233
Unlock Time - 01.30.698
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.23.140
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKpsumnkV5g

DS Yoshi Falls
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:16.461
Unlock Time - 01.12.901
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.09.175
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gx3R1GhRNo

SNES Ghost Valley 2
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:06.595
Unlock Time - 01.03.752
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 00.58.907
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Q2iyBLzRo

N64 Mario Raceway
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:14.799
Unlock Time - 02.07.915
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.59.053
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpivNXVpzyo

BANANA CUP

N64 Sherbet Land
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:48.651
Unlock Time - 02.37.784
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.28.356
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5IS4h34fdM

GBA Shy Guy Beach
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:45.568
Unlock Time - 01.39.255
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.32.867
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEHzjreHAyg

DS Delfino Square
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:41.807
Unlock Time - 02.33.107
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.24.169
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LOnu72wRR8

GCN Waluigi Stadium
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:32.882
Unlock Time - 02.24.645
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.12.367
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLV6Srl33dA

LEAF CUP

DS Desert Hills
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:10.233
Unlock Time - 02.01.141
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.52.686
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnJ2TTZC5uU

GBA Bowser Castle 3
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:58.304
Unlock Time - 02.50.637
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.39.391
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8hHhwGCMZ4

N64 DK's Jungle Parkway
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:58.264
Unlock Time - 02.49.028
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.37.782
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq2TmDaL9YQ

GCN Mario Circuit
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:59.771
Unlock Time - 01.55.267
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.49.939
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze016Sx7kvw

LIGHTNING CUP

SNES Mario Circuit 3
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 01:38.880
Unlock Time - 01.34.828
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 01.26.659
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8N86xTpGUA

DS Peach Gardens
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:34.894
Unlock Time - 02.29.006
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.16.777
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r_cZZi89DQ

GCN DK Mountain
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 02:57.744
Unlock Time - 02.50.248
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.38.130
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAhFt_3xQTY

N64 Bowser's Castle
Normal Staff Ghost Time - 03:19.323
Unlock Time - 03.06.723
Expert Staff Ghost Time - 02.55.933
Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrb_oc9Jg2Q

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:37 pm**

Didn't I post a link to that (or one very similar) a couple of weeks ago?

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:59 pm**

It seems you did. I forgot. But now that it is cut and pasted here, I can find in in less clicks.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:31 pm**

Or you could just suck my balls.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:36 pm**

I'm afraid that's not possible because you still haven't shown up on my friends list.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:14 pm**

mabudon wrote:You'' be in fuckin buffalo Vyn??? little over 40 minutes from my house

yeah, just got back two hours ago... we got to do maybe two hours of touristy stuff the entire weekend (and by entire weekend i mean starting thursday afternoon...) since the missus, the baby and i were all in the wedding party. so a forty minute jaunt wouldn't have worked... plus we forgot our passports (but then we found out you don't need them until july 1 or some shit... more on that in a new thread...)

suffice it to say we'll be back to do the touristy stuff and visit with my bro and new little sis (not much time for visiting either...) and we'll make sure to let you know the date.

as for fourth of july, sounds good to me, though i'll be going to a party in the afternoon/evening. i'll be back at my mom's house again... maybe we can do it that saturday (the 5th) or sunday (6th)?

EDIT: looking through the FAQ above, i can confirm you DON'T need 60 pts to get a star - i got 55 points on one 100cc tourney and achieved a one-star rank. i was above the 2nd place by over 10 pts, don't know if that matters or not.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:41 am**

anarky wrote:Finally passed my test and got me a license:

3480-3695-4232

You still aren't showing up on my friends list.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:27 am**

Rogue II wrote:
anarky wrote:Finally passed my test and got me a license:

3480-3695-4232
You still aren't showing up on my friends list.

he's on mine, so you best make sure you typed it in correctly. unless he hasn't added you correctly. or at all, since he told me in secret he doesn't like you. nyah nyah!

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:07 pm**

I double checked his right before I made that post. He just doesn't like me.

Posted: **Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:55 pm**

Maybe I entered you wrong. I'll check when I get home.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:27 pm**

So, I see I had entered your number correctly, after all.

Apology accepted, Captain Rogue II.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:29 pm**

I just checked and saw that you were finally there

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