the vynsane asylum

Hold on a second:

So, not only is GNT back from the dead, and EP dead, but now there are two Jack Sparrows?

And they spell "savvy" differently?

http://www.vynsane.com/forum/viewtopic. ... it=#p24666

Captain Jack Sparrow wrote:Davy Jones's Locker? I've been there before, mate. Nothin' but bloody desert there. Only a fool would go there on a rescue mission. Saavy?

Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on this fine establishment. That is to say, vis a vis, indubitably, any impostors are too many. Savvy?

anarky wrote:Once again: a fucking ZOO!!

That is an understatement. Where the HELL are the other moderators? Madden? Ross? That fruitcake Simmons? You fucker's are as useless as Negative Boy in a porno film. We have ONE fucking crisis and I'm pulling triple duty? Fuck you guys.


RICHARDS!! What have you figured out on the DeckardSmith angle?

Bats? Boy Wonder? Any discernable clues yet? Or are you too busy solving the Case of come stains in the urinal over at First Bank of Gotham?

Orbsah?



Bring me a hotpocket, bitch. It appears I'll be working through dinner...

Jack Sparrow wrote:Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on this fine establishment. That is to say, vis a vis, indubitably, any impostors are too many. Savvy?

Obviously this is the impostor. He tried to take my place while I was away plundering and pillaging women's gullyholes. And this Jack Sparrow "in name only" isn't even a bloody captain. Rest assured, lads. The real Captain Jack has returned, and I'll see if I can find your dear old friend, whatshisface.

You wan HOT POCKET?!?!

Chinaman, you seem able-bodied. Care to join me crew, lad?

Unfuckingbelievable. There's going to be two deaths in this thread because I feel like blowing my brains out. Two fucking Jack Sparrows?

The one without "Captain" in the name talks more like the character in the movie. The question is: how accurate was the movie?

I'm siding with the Jack who joined back in June.

Double_G wrote:I'm siding with the Jack who joined back in June.

The irony of that statement is not lost on any of us who are in a position to know.

Zero wrote:

Double_G wrote:I'm siding with the Jack who joined back in June.

The irony of that statement is not lost on any of us who are in a position to know.

Most indubitably, my old robotic chum.

Captain Jack Sparrow wrote:

Jack Sparrow wrote:Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on this fine establishment. That is to say, vis a vis, indubitably, any impostors are too many. Savvy?

Obviously this is the impostor. He tried to take my place while I was away plundering and pillaging women's gullyholes. And this Jack Sparrow "in name only" isn't even a bloody captain. Rest assured, lads. The real Captain Jack has returned, and I'll see if I can find your dear old friend, whatshisface.

It seems a might peculiar that you would insist on my assuredess of being the impostor when such a grandiose claim would and could only come from an impostor. Clearly there is some sort of confusion as to whom is the real Jack Sparrow. Allow me to share with you proof that is both accurate and above suspicion or reproach.

I am Jack Sparrow. Therefore, you are not.

You're not making any sense at all, mate.

Which precisely proves me point, mate.

What the, hell lol i just got out of, jail after i slept with rupert grent haha and i come back and, there is two guys from Pirates of, the Carribbean and Rollo Tomossie is dead? I should, have stayed in jail lol