I'd console her... with my dick.
And by "console," I mean "have ferocious intercourse until she is the unable to walk." And by "dick," I mean the thing that hangs between my legs that I would stick so far inside her vagina that it would make her cross eyed."
Celebrity Death Pool!
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anarky
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Tom Foolery
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I'd pull out and blow a load all over her ample nasal area.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Dennis Farina died on Monday. He was awesome in Crime Story.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Tom Foolery
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Well, we've been slacking off here. I KNOW people have died since July 24th.
I am shocked Lee Thompson Young killed himself. He played Cyborg on Smallville and was also on the last season of Scrubs as Turk's new surgeon intern, Derek. (When I say Scrubs' last season, I mean the true last season, not that AfterM*A*S*H shit they attempted). His most famous role was Jett Jackson on Disney. He was only 29. That sucks.
I am shocked Lee Thompson Young killed himself. He played Cyborg on Smallville and was also on the last season of Scrubs as Turk's new surgeon intern, Derek. (When I say Scrubs' last season, I mean the true last season, not that AfterM*A*S*H shit they attempted). His most famous role was Jett Jackson on Disney. He was only 29. That sucks.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Ran
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Dick Van Dyke dodged a bullet today. He was rescued from a burning car. He is another celebrity that I didn't know was still alive.
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Tom Foolery
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Like the sister from That 70s Show. But that wasn't a shock. She lived a hard life. She was like the Dana Plato of the 2000s.Well, we've been slacking off here. I KNOW people have died since July 24th.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Diabolical
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Elmore Leonard has written his last book.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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Diabolical
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Tom Clancy has also written his last book.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
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Bizarro Abe Lincoln
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
David Bowie. Damn, I'm going to miss that bastard. 
We are not friends, but enemies. We must not be friends. Though boredom may have strained it must not break our bonds of hatred. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and traitor grave to every dead heart and hearthstone all over this narrow land, will yet swell the chorus of the Confederacy, when again touched, as surely they will be, on the ass, by the worse devils of our nature.
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Ran
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Bizarro Abe Lincoln isn't very honest, but I guess that is implied by the "bizarro" part of his name.
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
R.I.P. Lou Scheimer, the founder of Filmation.
And perennial character actor Ed Lauter also passed away.
And perennial character actor Ed Lauter also passed away.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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Ran
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Not dead yet, but...
Casey Kasem has months to live, says wife
Voice of Shaggy and Robin on Superfriends, not to mention the weekly top 40 countdown. I just looked Casey Kasem up on wikipedia. Did any of you know Shaggy's last name was Rogers?
Casey Kasem has months to live, says wife
Voice of Shaggy and Robin on Superfriends, not to mention the weekly top 40 countdown. I just looked Casey Kasem up on wikipedia. Did any of you know Shaggy's last name was Rogers?
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anarky
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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
Poor Cliffjumper. 
So, you weren't clear. Are you putting him on your list?
So, you weren't clear. Are you putting him on your list?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Ran
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Cliffjumper, too? That post was just to say that one of our childhood icons wouldn't be around much longer.
I don't even know who is on my list at this point, and I'm too lazy to search to find it.
I don't even know who is on my list at this point, and I'm too lazy to search to find it.