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As stoopid as this sounds, I'm having trouble downloading from Youtube to my computer. Anyone save these videos or burn them to disc? Any help would be hot.
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Not youtube, but still awesome.
Someone made a short Pixar-esque Rocketeer video, to help commemorate the film's 20th anniversary.

I'd love to see Rocketeer return, whether it be a sequel or remake/reboot. Animated would be awesome also.
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This will change the world.

Best thing George Lucas has done since Return of the Jedi. No contest. And that's not even a prequel-bash.
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I tapped out at the 2 minute mark. Looked like a sci-fi version of Thriller. I never was into Michael Jackson.

Since Return of the Jedi, Lucas was the Executive Producer on The Last Crusade and Temple of Doom. I'd argue those were better. He was also Executive Producer on Willow and Labyrinth, but I haven't seen either of those since they first came out on VHS. Therefore I can't say if they were better than this video or not. It did seem better than Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. I don't think I would have lasted 2 minutes with either of them.
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Educational video.


Bonus points to the first person to name the (insanely funny) source of this video without cheating and looking it up.
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Shit if I get 2 guesses, Amazon Women on the Moon or Kentucky Fried Movie, I totally remember it but am drawing a blank

EDIT - how the fuck could I have been so far off- that film got so little credit, but I swear when I was younger I thought it was one of the funniest things ever. I saw it again not too long ago and was pleased to see how well it held up compared to so many of my other childhood faves.
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I've got a new nugget of joy for all of you.

But first, every single one of you fuckers (except mabs, who's down like a clown, Charlie Brown) needs to watch Johnny Dangerously, one of the funniest movies of the 80s, and the source of the above clip.

Watched it yet?

Okay, then you can see this:
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Not YouTube, but, fuck me, this is funny:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5876f2 ... ain-planet
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anarky wrote:But first, every single one of you fuckers (except mabs, who's down like a clown, Charlie Brown) needs to watch Johnny Dangerously, one of the funniest movies of the 80s, and the source of the above clip.
an adverb, huh? i like you, you got spunk.
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Imperial March played with 2 sequenced floppy drives, totally pointless yet totally awesome (for the folks on here who are not on my facebox)
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I bet the Imperials blared their theme music through bigass speakers when they went into battle to scare the piss out of the rebels.
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So floppy drives are still good for something? I'm not even going ot try to explain those things to my kids.
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sexy christina hendricks of "mad men" fame (and "firefly" fame). you could almost view this as an unofficial expanded universe tale for her character from firefly... or "mad men" if you really stretch your imagination ;)

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Who needs the parodies when the originals are this fucked-up and stupid?

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