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Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:00 pm
by Double_G
I didn't originally post the picture. That credit goes to good ol' Diabolicalboy. Back to the Q&A...
We'll stop making Star Wars toys when we go bankrupt, which isn't likely to happen since we practically own the toy aisles with Star Wars and Marvel licenses. Dolla dolla bill, y'all.
Are you fucktards really making more EU figures than movie figures next year?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:41 pm
by Sleazer
Well whoever posted it deserves a wicked blowjob (and I don't mean from Hermi although that would probably be kinda cool in a sick way) !!!!!
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:20 am
by Diabolical
Hooray! A wicked BJ for me!
(See kids, photoshop isn't just for making ugly people pretty in magazines)
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:19 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Ignoring these sidetracking buttfuckers, to answer your question, Double G, we will no longer even be considering any figures that do not appear in the Clone Wars cartoon. You faggots better hope to God that Yarna appears at least twice in each episode.
Why no Holiday figure this year, Hasbro, apart from that shitty Father's Day pack? Did you run out of Christmas cards and terrible ideas?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:52 pm
by Double_G
We were actually planning a Holiday Special Battlepack with Chewbacca's family, Bea Arthur, Botox-faced Luke, and a coked-out Leia, but George Lucas said that if we released it, he'd have our families killed.
Are you guys really planning on making a Millennium Falcon that can fit 20 figures? Why? At no point in the trilogy were there 20 people in the Falcon.
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:21 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Well, all those Legends figures are gonna have to go somewhere.
While we're on the subject, when we released that whole "you shouldn't believe the rumor lists" thing, we were actually referring to the AT-TE, not this. Just to be clear, you're never getting the AT-TE, but this is the third Falcon in the modern line, and for DAMN sure not the last.
So, just how much Force Unleashed shit are we gonna see next year?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:18 pm
by Double_G
HA! You flatter us, John! Next year? When have we ever been on schedule? You can expect to see a LOT of Force Unleashed product on the shelves starting March 2009. You guys had better enjoy it, too. We at Hasbro personally sucked off the creative team at LucasArts for giving us the opportunity to repaint more Clone and Stormtroopers, so be happy!
So I see you have a voice-changing Clone Trooper helmet due out in the near future. Oh joy! Does this mean we'll be able to sound like we're from New Zealand?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:59 am
by Senor JabbaJohnL
Fuck you, racist.
Should I buy the new Battle Rancor or just bend over so you can ram it up my ass?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:01 am
by anarky
Well, the Battle Rancor does come packaged with a quart of vaseline....
Hasbro, how unimaginative are you with these retarded starfighter repaints?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:04 pm
by Antropov
If you think these are bad, wait until we figure out we can do the same thing with the hyperspace rings!
How do you plan on bringing disenchanted one-time collectors such as myself back into the fold?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:27 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
This was answered in the last question: hyperspace rings, in every color of the rainbow, and they'll all come with the Jedi Starfighters that you already have. Have fun!
If the Clone Wars cartoon gets stalled or something, what are you going to do about the figures?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:38 pm
by Antropov
Are you fucking kidding? We've been phoning it in for three years now. I'm pretty sure a delay/cancellation wouldn't be something a half dozen Vader repacks couldn't cure.
Where the devil is an Ascension Gun Padme repack? Anarky is beginning to think its personal.
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:08 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
It's right next to Yarna. In other words, up my fuckin' ass.
So how many figures next year will be all-new and how many will be crappy slightly changed retools or repaints?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:09 pm
by kidhuman
200 Vaders and a Lava panning droid are planned
I just want to ask you guys if you know where Rollo Tomassi is?
Re: Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:07 pm
by Double_G
Which movie was he in? Attack of the Clones? Either way, you're not getting him as a figure.
Seriously, out of all the Vaders you've made, why no Funeral Pyre Vader?
