Celebrity Death Pool!

[Ran]

I am shocked nobody had Andy Griffith.

Plus, dibs on Olivia DeHavilland. She just turned 96. She's due to keel over any day now.

I didn't know either of them were still alive.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Yeah. Quite frankly, I thought Andy Griffith was already dead.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

You're thinking of Don Knotts.

[vynsane]

no one had Ernest Borgnine, huh?

[Slicker]

I think I'm gonna throw Henry Kissinger out there. Just sayin...

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Holy shit! Tony Scott jumped off a bridge?!? What the fuck?

[Diabolical]

Holy shit! Tony Scott jumped off a bridge?!? What the fuck?

Early possibly word is inoperable brain cancer.

Or he watched Top Gun and realized how gay it was.

[Negative Boy]

As someone of considerable means, he sure picked a pedestrian way out. I mean, the Vincent Thomas Bridge?
He could've bought a hot air balloon and jumped out over the Great Wall of China.
He could've gone swimming in shark infested waters.
He could've hired a guy to hunt him down and assassinate him in an elaborate cat and mouse game.
He could've asked some of his Navy buddies to shoot his Cessna out of the sky with an air-to-air missile.
Or flown the Cessna into Iranian airspace and had them shoot him down.
He could've waited for the Oscars and drank hemlock onstage while announcing best short film.
He could've strapped C4 to himself and gone on Oprah's show and taken both of them out with the blast(actually I'm pissed he didn't. Wanker.)
He could've set his Ferrari on fire and driven it off the end of the viewing platform into the Grand Canyon.
He could've bought a rocket and shot himself to the moon, crashed, and then taken off his spacesuit and peed right before he suffocated. He'd have been the first man to write his name on the moon with urine.

Instead, he went out all average like thousands of other poor jackasses do ever year. What a chump.

[anarky]

He's so high profile that the news is kinda ignoring that the Three has already been completed with Phyllis Diller and Scott McKenzie.

Truth is, I thought Diller was dead a long time ago.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

And I had to Google McKenzie. The only reason I know of that song is because Sean Connery mangled it in The Rock while he's taking a shower.

[anarky]

Damn, Rollo. I'm not saying he was the greatest musician ever, but how were you not exposed to that song more than just that once?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

No, I have. But everytime I hear it, it makes me think of Sean Connery, rather than McKenzie or any of the other times I've heard it.

[anarky]

Michael Clarke Duncan is quite an unexpected addition to this list. I guess I can't say he should play every large black guy in every movie anymore.

[Tom Foolery]

Reverend Sun Myung Moon also died today. He was 92.
My old Veterenarian was Dr. Moon. I don't think they were related, but they looked alike.

[Ran]

Both of anarky's statements are completely true.