the vynsane asylum

What, me worry?

There is a rumor going around that you disenfranchised some collectors. How could you do such a thing?

We disenfranchised your baby sister last week at homecoming! (If "disenfranchised" is what they're calling it these days, we used to call it "poppin' the cherry"). But look for new Clonetroopers and Vader sculpts throughout 2008 to help you get over it. (And have your sister call us! Heh heh. RRROOWL!)




Y'know, I stopped keeping track. I know there are some SW characters you've NEVER made, but are there any SW characters that you've only made ONCE and never resculpted or resolicited? I can't think of any.

If you don't count the original Kenner line, we have not yet resculpted or re-issued Yak Face or that fat hairy guy that no one bought. Oh, what's his name. Yar...no....c'mon, you know who I'm talking about. The guy with the arms and legs. He cries when the rancor dies. Yeah, that guy. To fix this, our boss decided that we're going to start making new battlepacks of straight re-issues from the POTF2 line. As an added bonus, each pack will contain the Tatooine Luke, Darth Vader, or multi-colored clone of our choosing.

Do you find this line of questioning is either cute or funny?

Possibly both. It is something we are looking at, but it is too early to comment at this time.

How is it that this site gets questions answered whenever we post a question, yet other sites need to wait and only get a few questions answered every now and then?

Because vynsane.com is the most important website on the face of the planet. And on a couple of other planets that you've never heard of.

i hardly care about anything you're putting out these days. what are you trying to do to rectify that situation?

Umm, hello? Gold coins and packaging?

Are we gonna see wave 7 soon, or are we going to have to wait four more months like we did between 3 and 4?

You will get Wave 7 sometime between now and the end of next year.

If you made a white Darth Vader and gave him a goatee, would he be good or evil?

You'll have the chance to figure that out when he comes out next May.

Why do all the Jedi Luke figures still use the shitty lightsaber sculpt from years ago when Obi-Wan's ROTS saber recast in green would look a million times better?

You're a virgin, aren't you?

With the exception of Ellors Madak, every Fan's Choice figure has been tough to find (Amanaman, Ephant Mon, McQuarrie Stormtrooper--even with a second release, Darth Revan, and now the Sandtrooper and Darktrooper re-releases). What is your logic in getting feedback from fans in what they want, then denying them the chance to actually get these figures?

The way we see it, if you guys are stupid enough to vote for Darth Revan, you don't deserve to have him.

I don't think there are enough clones on the pegs. Can you make some more?

Well, wave 11.6353 is all clone repacks, from AOTC, ROTS, Shadow Clones, Galactic Marines, Airborne Troopers, Order 66 2-packs and whatever else is out there due out along with the Legends wave


So, ummmmm..............Yarna...yes or no?

Exactly.

Why don't you guys use profanity in the other sites' Q&As? We know you are thinking it.

Fuck you.

Are you going to be able to talk about the Endor Battlepack or not?

The whoobie-whatsit?

So, two top secret Target-exclusive battlepacks that include the AT-ST? Huh?

We here at Hasbro would like to tell you the truth. However, we lack the will and ability to do so.

Why didn't you include the POTF2 Endor Bunker in this new Endor battlepack? Did it make too much sense?