the vynsane asylum

SEX PARTY!

Best birthday wishes to Veindprierb, nukyr, and Mewerocof. Better known as "The 3-Car Anal Train from Haight-Ashbury." I understand Mewerocof is the caboose today. Choo choo!!

Those all sound like some kinds of pharmaceuticals.

"When I get anal bung warts, I use Viendprierb!!!"

Happy birthday, Ran!

Some spammer took his name from an old movie, it appears. Whaddadouche.

I've never watched that movie, even though I've seen it while scrolling through the guide.

I taped it several months ago and never got around to watching it. I didn't have enough time to "read" a movie. Curiously, since taping it, I've had time to watch three other Kurosawa films that I had to read, so I plan to get to it within the next week. Knowing there's an unwatched Kurosawa flick on my DVR makes me want to turn the TV away from Last Top Cupcake Standing, punching someone if necessary to do so.

Happy birthday, Double_G's Mom. Can you tell your son to come back?

Oh, Lerd no! I finally got him to change his ways and turn his back on this den of iniquity! He done found religion and joined the church, boy, and so should you, 'fo I whoop yo' ass!

Congratulations to: hearegacy (35), abatiadaneami (31), enveveObsehiz (31), Hovabookcow (31)


Since 3 of you are from Mexico, Feliz cumpleanos.

happy birthday Billy Mays. I'm sure if you were still around you would have endorsed the ShamWow carney guy for vice president in 2012.

Happy birthday, Order-Tamiflu!

I can't help but wonder if there's anything you want me to do. Maybe if you could just tell me directly, or something.

Happy Birthday, Yancy....even if you taint posting anymore.

Christian Siriano. Judging from your avatar, my guess is that you may be one of Snigtad's friends.

That guy looks familiar. I'm thinking he's on some shitty reality show, but likely fashion or food-based, since I think my wife watched something with him in it.

Google tells me he's from Project Runway, so that must be it. She used to love that show before it went to Lifetime and had to get even suckier. I'm guessing maybe he was a celebritard who wanted to debate that robot guy from the Craig Kilborne or Ferguson show, but died from terminal sucktitude first. Either that or he's blowing Snarf.

Ha! I think that was one of mine that I never did anything with. In hindsight, it'd be funny to make him a Ben Reilly toadie.