"Fat" chicks.

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Rollo Tomassi
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Re: "Fat" chicks.

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anarky wrote:And identifying the Primus reference was worth 151 points, right? Woo hoo!

But let me clarify one thing: if you were single and unattached, and the opportunity presented itself, you wouldn't fuck Brooke's brains out, if only to say that you made it with the fruit of the Hulkster's loins?
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Look at Brooke's fucking warlocks. Just seein' those would be more than worth it.
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Oh, that is truly outrageous. Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't fat at all. But she is ugly. And annoying. I would rather sit on a raincoat that has been draped over the engine of a high-powered lawnmower than to sit on Jennifer Love Hewitt's face. Or maybe I would rather run the lawnmower over Jennifer Love Hewitt's face and THEN sit on it. Yes. That is the solution.
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