What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

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They are remaking Robocop. Samuel L. Jackson and Gary Oldman are involved. Some guy named Joel Kinnaman will be Robocop.
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Ran wrote:They are remaking Robocop. Samuel L. Jackson and Gary Oldman are involved. Some guy named Joel Kinnaman will be Robocop.
:robocop:

Because that Smiley don't get used enough.
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Why Total Recall should be remade.
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Okay, I might be able to support this now.

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She makes me wish I had 3 hands.
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Wouldn't two hands and a mouth be enough?
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Wouldn't two hands and a mouth be enough?
hey, i have that many of those things! WOOT!
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It makes motorboating problematic. Do you go leftsies or righties?
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No, it does not make motorboating problematic. It makes it longer. You go bothsies.
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I'll take that challenge.
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THEIR MAKEING A NEW BAT MAN MOVIE, HOW STUPED IS THAT? IT HAS BAIN IN IT, HE WAS IN THE GOODE MOVE FROM A LOMG TIEM AGO. GOD DAM, MORANS! I HOEP CAPTEN AMERIKKKA FRUM THAT OTHER MOVE FUCKS HIM, THAY ARE GAYE!!
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So she just hangs out all day with her booobs hanging out?


Too bad Kidhuman isn't still here. He's a motorboating mother fucker.
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A better pic of her with...disappointing...news:
3 boobs, 0 nipples.
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I'm wondering how they did that, both then and now. Did they hire an actress who's pretty close to flat-chested and give her three prosthetic boobs?
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anarky wrote:I'm wondering how they did that, both then and now. Did they hire an actress who's pretty close to flat-chested and give her three prosthetic boobs?
That was my exact thinking. She's still hot, even with A-cups.
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