Celebrity Death Pool!

[jjreason]

He could blow with such force that even Jenna Jameson would stop & stare. Vya con Dios, Clarence Clemons.

I guess the torch has been passed to Kenny G.

[anarky]

I guess the torch has been passed to Kenny G.

Comparing a true virtuoso to a hack who barely passed his middle school band class? That's blasphemy. You may as well say, "Now that Jimi Hendrix is dead, the torch has been passed to Taylor Swift."

Jesus will be very mad at you for saying that if he visits this forum.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Comparing Clemons to KennyG?
That ain't cricket,man.

[Slicker]

I'd like to say "why didn't we have any Jackass guys on here?!" but, when you're job is doing dumb shit, you start to seem like nothing will happen.

R.I.P. Ryan Dunn

[Ran]

That kind of falls into the same category as the Crocodile Hunter. You know the guy was going to die doing something, just not the way they went.

[Ran]

I missed the news the other day, but Peter Falk died.

[Sleazer]

I'm sure one or more people picked Amy Winehouse?

[jjreason]

Amy Winehouse was the consensus all-world #1 pick. So much so in fact, that I don't think we let anyone pick her for fear of skewing the pool too much in that player's favor.

RIP, gross hag. I hope your addiction is hurting you less, wherever it is you landed.

[anarky]

It is sad. As disgusting as she was, and as much as she seemed like a novelty act for the "perfect 60s Motown sound, only with a level of cussing that'd make the collective vynsaniacs blush," she did have a fine voice. Pity that she didn't get her act together and do something great with it.

Wonder if she'll become a martyr, or if people will finally realize that Duffy can out-sing her.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Dammit. Now I have to pick a new 'fugliest person on the planet'.





Oh. Hey. There's Lady Gaga. Problem solved.

[jjreason]

Lady Gaga is a horror that can look absolutely stunning on certain occasions. It's quite bizarre.

See? Pretty here. Nasty-ass-as-fuck pretty much everywhere else.

[anarky]

Believe it or not, before she became a stupid-ass Madonna knockoff, she was a cheap imitation of Norah Jones, but actually pretty listenable.

[jjreason]

I'm going to expose myself again and admit that I never really hated any of her radio releases either - not that I liked them, but they didn't make me wish I was deaf ...... until I heard Born This Way. Anyone who says that song isn't Express Yourself is in complete denial and may even be snigtarted. I can only speculate that Madonna & her people were consulted, heard & liked the song, and are raking in a fair share of the proceeds of this fucking rip-off and everything associated to it.

[Ran]

I think I heard a Lady Gaga song. Whatever song it was it sounded like she was saying "Ramadan" over and over. Not really my thing. I've heard that some of her stuff was a Madonna rip-off.

The only reason I've heard of that Amy Winehouse is because she made the news by being drunk or on drugs. Never heard any of her music.

[Ran]

RIP Bubba Smith.