Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

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Re: Spider-Man 4 is dead; Reboot to follow.

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I may have to stay off the internet for the next five days(I’m going to see it Monday). Even the most random well meaning “spoiler free” clickbait title is accidentally telling me about about the movie I don’t want ruined. Like “Here’s everything you need to know about [Obscure Character that has no reason to be getting a clickbait article about them]!!” Like hmmm I wonder why THAT character is trending all of the sudden. Could they be in a movie that comes out this weekend? Fuck off.
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