Well, I NEVER!

[anarky]

Want to know a secret?

DeadEye never really met Natalie Portman. He just jacked off to the pool scene in Garden State.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

GOD DAM IT SMELLS GAY IN HEAR!!

[Eternal Padawan]

Refresh my memory. What was the "pool scene"?

[Darth Vader]

Refresh my memory. What was the "pool scene"?

I found it quite intoxicating.




...or Ozzel put some weed in my meditation chamber again.

[anarky]

They're swimming in their skivvies. Probably the most revealing Natalie Portman scene outside of Closer.

[Darth Vader]

They're swimming in their skivvies. Probably the most revealing Natalie Portman scene outside of Closer.

Meh. I have some home holo-movies.

[anarky]

I never farted in a box and mailed it to Double_G.

And I didn't call him up every day to find out if the package arrived.

And I never laughed my ass off when he said, "Goddammit, you sent me a fart, asshole!!"

And I've never thought about Ace the Bat-Hound when posting something about farting in a box.

[The Grin]

I never farted in a box and mailed it to Double_G.

And I didn't call him up every day to find out if the package arrived.

And I never laughed my ass off when he said, "Goddammit, you sent me a fart, asshole!!"

And I've never thought about Ace the Bat-Hound when posting something about farting in a box.

That's funny, because never rubbed my nuts on his phone after I did his mom.

And I never called him just to laugh.

[Zero]

I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE POPULARITY OF ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS.

I'VE NEVER A.C. SLATERED IN MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENT'S BATHROOM.

I'VE NEVER LIKED ROB LIEFELD.

[Ro11o Tomassi]

I never understood the appeal of watching two women. They're gay, people!