"Fun With Snigtad": A new game!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:06 pm

Thats ok, I have JJ Reason to fall back on. Or should I say fall into.

Neil and Bob thought about it for few seconds and replied" Ok sniggy poo, you can cum by but only if you bring JJ with you and his wonderful taser"

Snigtad then replied "Oh my, you guys really really mean it? YAY!!!!"

Stop by around 8 with JJ or dont stop by at all, Neil said quite gayly.

Sniggers then replied.......

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:44 pm

Oh, dint I tell you? jjreason wasn't fagg and he wasn't even jjreason! He was fucking tricking me into being a fag and the cops caught me with my friends tongue up my ass and his dog licking peanut butter off my ballz! They were even pissed cuz my cousin Jeffrey was in the other room watching Power Rangers with no clothes on. But I told them that doesn't make me a faggit.

The 2 gay men quickly looked at each other, and left without another word, hands in each other's back pockets. Snigtad left the mall and drove over to the Depatment of Motor Vehicles, where he was due to take his licensing renewal exam. The instructor, a 300lb black lady with extremely thick glasses, got into the car and instructed Snigtad to reverse out of his parking spot. Snigtad, barely able to move his arm to the shifting lever due to the lack of space in the driver's compartment turned to the lady and said:

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:24 pm

If you had a dick I would ravage it with my tounge, I am a chubby chaser.

The lady then quickly told him to park the car and get out.

She took him around back and whipped out her dick. Snigtad than said......

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:44 pm

"That dick looks just like my Dad's!!"

The lady took off her mask, and (<b>surprise!!</b>) it was his dad!

"Howsabout we keep it in the family, son?" asked Mr Flornbi.

And then Snigtad said....

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:13 pm

hmmmmmmmmmm?

Sniggns on his dad, down he went.

When done he was, said snigtad did.......

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:45 pm

"Wow daddy. Our seed tastes exactly the same. You fuckin' douche bag."

Snig decided to save the obligitory kick to the nuts for someone much more worthy like Oprah, so Snigtad went to Chicgao.

Then Snigtad....

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:01 pm

said, "Man I expected to see Queen Elizabeth and Renee Tallywhacker singing here. This sucks. I will go home and kick that wuss Anarky in the nuts and --

"Snigtad? What are you doing here?" asked Anarky, who was standing right behind him.

Snigtad was so scared, he peed in his pants and ran as far as he could (almost a block!) before he ran into Captain Funtime.

And then Snigtad said....

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:42 am

oh no. Its that mean ass n.....owwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Snigtad dropped ot the floor after Mon Capitan flattened him wiht a roundhouse to the ball bag.

Take that you bitch ass puck. I hope you die you pussy assed faggot.

then snigtad said......

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:13 am

I'll shit in your father's mouth next time I'm banging your grandma, bitch!

Funtime actually DID fuck off at that point (which surprised Snigs, who was fully expecting another ball kick). Snig picked himself up and checked into the hospital to have his yobbos looked at.

IN a sad case of mistaken chart interpretation, Snigtad wound up drugged and on a plane to the sex change clinic in Minnesota. When he woke up, Snigtad could see in the mirrored ceiling a surgeon, using a microscope no less, preparing to remove his penis with a tiny scalpal. Snigtad sat bolt upright and said..........

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:18 am

Stop, I have alreday been circumsized.

Why we are removing it for your sex change sir/mam...I'll just call you shim said the doctor.

Sniggins tried to squirm free but the doctor kicked him square in the nuts.

Sniggers dropped out and the doctor could not operate.

When snigtad woke up, he found he was on Kashyyk and said....

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:39 pm

...I'm in heaven! An entire planet full of hairy nutsacks! So many nutsacks and so little penis.

Well attempting to fondle one of said nutsacks Sniggers heard a growling moan. He looked and then Snigtad said...

lava pajama boy · Post by **lava pajama boy** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:22 am

"Damn. I'm late for crumpets and tea at the Neil residence. I better gather my bag 'o' fun for amateur porn hour."

As the Snigley Bitch put on his wig, polyester skirt, and tulip powdered lipstick he knew there was fun to be had that night.

When Sniggle Tits arrived, his eyes widened with dis-belief as he said, "Neil, JJ, Oh boy! you brought all the "usuals" but..but..how could you forget the Mustard. You get Mustard Man and his tool box full of sea weed and speaker wire over here NOW!!!"

Suddenly there was a knock at the door and Snigtad replied...

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:29 am

"Whooo-hooooo!! It is finally herrrr. I can finally complete my 'Sexually Transmitted Diseases of the World' collection. He swung open the door, snatched the box from the UPS man (who is also his father, uncle, and brother), opened it up and buried his ball-bag in the styrofoam peanuts. A vomit inducing stench filled the room, Snigtad's eyes rolled back in his head, and he said.......

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:58 pm

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

JJ whipped out his taser and shot sniglet right on his nipples.

Snigkins smiled and said...

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:14 pm

"That tickles like Slimmie's little baby dick. I'm not gay, fags. His momma told me when I was makin' love to the fat moo cow's mouth. Fags."

Slimmie had had about enough "mama" jokes for one day and beat the living dog shit out of Snigs, until he said....

(Does anyone else find it odd that we're all in the same room in the "story"? And where the fuck did jj get a taser?!)