Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:12 am
Thefuck??
Okaaaay. I seriously have no idea what the deuce is going on here.
Okaaaay. I seriously have no idea what the deuce is going on here.
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HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
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Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:15 am
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:22 am
That's either Voldemort or a Who from Whoville.
Come to think of it, old Voldy might've been a Who.
'twould explain a lot.
Come to think of it, old Voldy might've been a Who.
'twould explain a lot.
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 9:52 pm
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:38 pm
WE TRIED TO CARCH A GAY ONCE. WE DONE SET TRAPS N'EVERTHING. HE KEP COMIN' ROUND THE HOUSE SNIFFIN AFTER THE BOY WITH HIS SWEATER VEST AND HIS PARTED HAIR AND HIS VOCAB-YOU-LARRY. HE SAID HE WAS "HELPING" THE BOY WITH HIS "HOMEWORK" BUT I TOLD OPHELIA THAT'S JUST QUEER CODE FER SUMTHIN LIKE BUTT PIRACY. I ENT SPEND ALL THAT TIME TEACHIN' THE BOY TO PLAY FOOTBALL JUST TO HEV HIM GO AN PUT ON TIGHTS AND PLAY HAMLET OR SOME QUEER SHIT. NOSIR.
ANYWAYS, WE LEFT SOME STRIESAND CDS UNDER A BIG CARDBOARD BOX PROPPED UP WITH A RULER TIED TO SOME STRING. I WUZ HOPIN' THE POOF'D TAKE THE BAIT, BUT HE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID 'WHAT R YOO DOING? IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT'(SORRY I CAN'T DO GAY TALK, BUT YOU KNOW HOW THEY TALK) AND I YELLED AT HIM AND SAID 'YOU GADDAM PETER PUFFERS STAY AWAY FROM THE BOY. YOU'LL CARCH HIM THE GAY LIKE JERRY FALWELL SAYS AND I ENT HAVIN' NO RUMPLEFOREPLAY IN MY BASEMENT!! NOW GO ON! GIT!'
THEN THE BOY YELLED AT ME AND CRIED AND RAN UP TO HIS ROOM. SO I GURSS IT DIDN'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE NOHOW. HE TIRNED OUT TO BE A SISSY AFTER ALL. OPHELIA SAYS WE SHOULD ACCEPT HIM NO MATYER WUT, BUT SHE GETS THAT CRAZY SHIT IDEAS FROM THAT DAMN WHOOPI GOLDBERG ON THE VIEW.
LONG STORY SHORT, WE DIDN'T CARCH THE GAY AND HE GOT AWAY AMD IS PROBLY RECRUITING MORE GAYS TO THIS DAY.
ANYWAYS, WE LEFT SOME STRIESAND CDS UNDER A BIG CARDBOARD BOX PROPPED UP WITH A RULER TIED TO SOME STRING. I WUZ HOPIN' THE POOF'D TAKE THE BAIT, BUT HE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID 'WHAT R YOO DOING? IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT'(SORRY I CAN'T DO GAY TALK, BUT YOU KNOW HOW THEY TALK) AND I YELLED AT HIM AND SAID 'YOU GADDAM PETER PUFFERS STAY AWAY FROM THE BOY. YOU'LL CARCH HIM THE GAY LIKE JERRY FALWELL SAYS AND I ENT HAVIN' NO RUMPLEFOREPLAY IN MY BASEMENT!! NOW GO ON! GIT!'
THEN THE BOY YELLED AT ME AND CRIED AND RAN UP TO HIS ROOM. SO I GURSS IT DIDN'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE NOHOW. HE TIRNED OUT TO BE A SISSY AFTER ALL. OPHELIA SAYS WE SHOULD ACCEPT HIM NO MATYER WUT, BUT SHE GETS THAT CRAZY SHIT IDEAS FROM THAT DAMN WHOOPI GOLDBERG ON THE VIEW.
LONG STORY SHORT, WE DIDN'T CARCH THE GAY AND HE GOT AWAY AMD IS PROBLY RECRUITING MORE GAYS TO THIS DAY.
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:42 pm
Double G's daddy has some serious man boobs. Would titty fucking him be considered gay?
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:50 pm
DON'T BE MAKIN' FUN OF MY CORPULENCE, YOU SUMBITCH!
A GLANDULAR CONDITION IS NOT A CHOICE. PEOPLE ARE BORN FAT AND CAINT HELP BEING THE WAY THEY ARE!
UNLIKE BEING A QUEER, WHICH IS A DEVIANT LIFESTYLE CHOICE FER THEM WHAT HASN'T FOUND JESUS.
A GLANDULAR CONDITION IS NOT A CHOICE. PEOPLE ARE BORN FAT AND CAINT HELP BEING THE WAY THEY ARE!
UNLIKE BEING A QUEER, WHICH IS A DEVIANT LIFESTYLE CHOICE FER THEM WHAT HASN'T FOUND JESUS.
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:58 pm
Whatevah!
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 12:02 am
DONT YOU SASS ME, BOY! DON'T YOU WHATEVAH ME! DON'T YOU DARE!!
MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR IN THE ARMY HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HE MOST CERTAINLY DID. YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND. YA KNOW WHAT HE CALLED YOU WEIRDOS?
LIMEYS.
MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR IN THE ARMY HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! HE MOST CERTAINLY DID. YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND. YA KNOW WHAT HE CALLED YOU WEIRDOS?
LIMEYS.
Re: HALP! I THANK I'VE CAUGHT THE GAY!!
Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 12:57 am
Whatevah. 