Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:14 pm
Ah so! I find good gift fol jjleason-san.
the vynsane asylum
the dirtiest rest-stop bathroom on the information superhighway... I want FUN,SEX,FOOD,CIGARETTES, COFFEE, MORE SEX, STAR WARS TOYS AND LAUGHTER!
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HO HO HO!
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Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:32 pm
And we can save a trip by picking one of those up for Perpantor, too!
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:34 pm
Goood evening, ladies and gentle-men!
TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO DIABOLICAL!
IT'S "THE BLUES BROTHERS" FOR NINTENDO!
HAHahAppy HOLIDAYS!
TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO DIABOLICAL!
IT'S "THE BLUES BROTHERS" FOR NINTENDO!
HAHahAppy HOLIDAYS!
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:43 pm
HO HO HO, BITCHES!
TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO ANARKY!
IT'S A COPY OF BADROCK #1 BY ROB LIEFELD!
HahaHAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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TODAY'S GIFT GOES TO ANARKY!
IT'S A COPY OF BADROCK #1 BY ROB LIEFELD!
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Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:46 am
Whatever happened to Stephen Platt?
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:03 pm
MY CHRISMASS GIFT 2 U FAGGS IS I WILL NOT PEE IN UR COKE!!!
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:33 pm
no one knows...anarky wrote:Whatever happened to Stephen Platt?
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:05 pm
Okay, time to play "dissect the Liefeld pic."
Badrock himself isn't too bad, given that he's a Liefeld creation and doomed to a life of strange proportions. He's got a shitload of guns and ammo belts, but appears to actually be holding the one in front of him, rather than allowing it to float nebulously before his hands.
The girl is a real problem, though.
First, how fucking realistic is that getup? She takes the time to put banded armor on her arms and legs, but leaves her ass and back exposed? How long does it take her to put this shit on? How does she pee in it? Why does she have a metal headband? Why, given the technology she obviously has access to, is she wearing an eyepatch? Shouldn't she wear some badass cybernetic eye thingy? And remember what I said about Badrock's gun? Total opposite here. She appears to be seducing the barrel, and it looks like her left arm is the gun? In any case, that fucker is too heavy to hold in that position. And why have the laser pointing at the ground? Do they not use batteries in the Image universe?
Badrock himself isn't too bad, given that he's a Liefeld creation and doomed to a life of strange proportions. He's got a shitload of guns and ammo belts, but appears to actually be holding the one in front of him, rather than allowing it to float nebulously before his hands.
The girl is a real problem, though.
First, how fucking realistic is that getup? She takes the time to put banded armor on her arms and legs, but leaves her ass and back exposed? How long does it take her to put this shit on? How does she pee in it? Why does she have a metal headband? Why, given the technology she obviously has access to, is she wearing an eyepatch? Shouldn't she wear some badass cybernetic eye thingy? And remember what I said about Badrock's gun? Total opposite here. She appears to be seducing the barrel, and it looks like her left arm is the gun? In any case, that fucker is too heavy to hold in that position. And why have the laser pointing at the ground? Do they not use batteries in the Image universe?
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:04 pm
Her real problem is her spine. Must be made of Jell-O or a Slinky.
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:14 pm
Or she is related to Plastic Man.Diabolical wrote:Her real problem is her spine. Must be made of Jell-O or a Slinky.
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:17 pm
HEY, YOU JOLLY BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!
IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FoR ME TO EMPTY MY SLEIGH!
FOR SENOR JABBAJOHNL, I BROUGHT FLAVORED CONDOMS!
NEXT TIME YOU SUCK YOURSELF OFF, IT'LL BE LIKE EATING A BANANA! HOOOHAAHAHA!
FOR RAN, I BROUGHT BETTE MIDLER'S GREATEST HITS, BECAUSE HE'S THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS! HAHAHAAAAAAA!!
FOR MABUDON, I BROUGHT DEUCE BIGALOW ON DVD!
BECAUSE HE KEEPS MENTIONING "DEUCE" OFFHAND, I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND FIGURED OUT WHAT HE WANTED!
FOR DOUBLE_G, I BROUGHT THIS BOOK THAT HIS MOM WROTE!
FOR DEOXY AND BUMCAKE, I BROUGHT THEM THIS. YOU'LL HAVE TO SHARE IT, LADIES, BECAUSE IT WAS EXPENSIVE!
OH YEAH. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. HEEHAAHAAHOO!!!
FOR ANTROPOV, I BROUGHT A DISCARDED CAR LIGHTER!
THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE THESE ANYMORE!
FOR THE GRIN, I BROUGHT A NOOSE!
GO HANG YOURSELF WITH IT, FUCKSTICK! HOOHAHAHA!
FOR UKWILDCAT, I BROUGHT BREAST IMPLANTS!
ENJOY THOSE, FELLA!
FOR JARGO, I BROUGHT THIS SARKOZY VOODOO DOLL!
YOU ARE FROM FRANCE, AREN'T YOU?
FOR SNIGTAD FLORNBI, I BROUGHT THESE BABY HAMSTERS!
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
AND IF THERE'S ANYONE I FORGOT, THERE'S EXTRA PRESENTS IN THIS PILE OF RAZOR BLADES! JUST REACH IN AND GRAB 'EM!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL PUT A GODDAMN SMILE ON THAT FACE!
Oh, and Vince Offer better be dead by the new year.
IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FoR ME TO EMPTY MY SLEIGH!
FOR SENOR JABBAJOHNL, I BROUGHT FLAVORED CONDOMS!
NEXT TIME YOU SUCK YOURSELF OFF, IT'LL BE LIKE EATING A BANANA! HOOOHAAHAHA!
FOR RAN, I BROUGHT BETTE MIDLER'S GREATEST HITS, BECAUSE HE'S THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS! HAHAHAAAAAAA!!
FOR MABUDON, I BROUGHT DEUCE BIGALOW ON DVD!
BECAUSE HE KEEPS MENTIONING "DEUCE" OFFHAND, I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND FIGURED OUT WHAT HE WANTED!
FOR DOUBLE_G, I BROUGHT THIS BOOK THAT HIS MOM WROTE!
FOR DEOXY AND BUMCAKE, I BROUGHT THEM THIS. YOU'LL HAVE TO SHARE IT, LADIES, BECAUSE IT WAS EXPENSIVE!
OH YEAH. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. HEEHAAHAAHOO!!!
FOR ANTROPOV, I BROUGHT A DISCARDED CAR LIGHTER!
THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING MAKE THESE ANYMORE!
FOR THE GRIN, I BROUGHT A NOOSE!
GO HANG YOURSELF WITH IT, FUCKSTICK! HOOHAHAHA!
FOR UKWILDCAT, I BROUGHT BREAST IMPLANTS!
ENJOY THOSE, FELLA!
FOR JARGO, I BROUGHT THIS SARKOZY VOODOO DOLL!
YOU ARE FROM FRANCE, AREN'T YOU?
FOR SNIGTAD FLORNBI, I BROUGHT THESE BABY HAMSTERS!
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM.
AND IF THERE'S ANYONE I FORGOT, THERE'S EXTRA PRESENTS IN THIS PILE OF RAZOR BLADES! JUST REACH IN AND GRAB 'EM!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL PUT A GODDAMN SMILE ON THAT FACE!
Oh, and Vince Offer better be dead by the new year.
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:07 am
Joker, wow, how thoughtful, thank you! This will certainly get me and Bumcake together for a date, it's been SO long!
Merry Xmas everyone!
Merry Xmas everyone!
Re: HO HO HO!
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:28 am
yeah, yeah i'm from french fries and french toast france. you can tell by my accent. and thanks. I shall um, treasure it.