I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

[Double_Gs Mom]

Tsk, tsk. 'Nother po' white boy done got hisself killed. Let this be a lesson to you, Double_G: you best watch who you hanging out with.

[Double_G]

If I have to hang around you anymore, I'm going to ask Liefeld to shoot my ass.

[UKWildcat]

He can't. He's dead, foo'.

I don't believe it, I smell a conspiracy... *sniff sniff*

[The Grip]

How unfortunate, no? Ah had just feeneshed focking hees mothair, undt read zees sad news. Ah veell have to cahnsole hees vife, no?

You expected me to say hees mothair? Seellay, seellay. Hees vife, she ees a mothair too.

[The Spamboy Duke]

How sad. I'm sure we'll all miss him.

LO-LO M 0RTGAGE R ATES!!!!!!!!!!

my girl said hey ur so big now that u used that herbal suppllement, yours can too click here!

[anarky]

...the fuck?

Rob, I hope you didn't get your tiny dick caught in the door when you slammed it. What the fuck was that all about?

Newsbot, thanks for jumping to conclusions and blowing everything out of proportion without a lick of proof. You've just confirmed my suspicions about the media.

The rest of you, the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. For mabs and jj, as well as any members of Fleetwood Mac that may be lurking, make that "rumours."

And, Batman, if Robin's not 18, I'm calling the cops. Fucking pedophile.

[anarky]

Fuck! I'm John Kalodner now!!

That is fucking awesome, vynnie!

[kidhuman]

I knew you werent dead. You must have borrowed the Bat-shield

[Ran]

Who is John Kalodner?

...oh, nevermind.

[anarky]

Check out any hard rock album from the late 70s or 80s (or, at least, any hard rock album from that time period you'd still admit to owning). Chances are, John Kalodner will be credited as himself (John Kalodner: John Kalodner).

You may best know him as "the bearded dude in the wedding dress from various Aerosmith videos."

[Elmo]

Elmo thinks we should play a game with the bands John Kalodner has worked with.

One of these things just doesn't belong here
One of these things just isn't the same
One of these things just doesn't belong here
Now its time to play our game:

Manowar
Iron Maiden
Ted Nugent
Cher

Yeah! You guessed it. Horay! Elmo loves you!

[anarky]

Yeah, Manowar totally doesn't fit.

[Ran]

I wonder why Elmo left REO Speedwagon off the list. They don't fit either.

[Newsbot]

Newsbot, thanks for jumping to conclusions and blowing everything out of proportion without a lick of proof. You've just confirmed my suspicions about the media.

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[UKWildcat]

I knew this was all some sort of a conspiracy...